Should I nuke my house from orbit?

Zedelima

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Oct 25, 2017
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A tarantula its a very friendly spider.
Almost harmless, and kill a lotnof bugs too, just keep it at the garden
 

PixelParty

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In the future you can gently sweep a tarantula outside with a broom. They are pretty docile and will go willingly.

The only things I kill on my property are black widows, scorpions, camel spiders, and wasps because my spouse is highly allergic to wasps. You can get sprays from your local hardware store that work great.

Rattlesnakes I call the fire department because I'm not messing around with no venomous snakes. Had one lounging on my front porch a few months ago.
 

Xe4

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Tarantulas are pretty cool. Camel spiders can fuck right off to hell though.
 

Unseen

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Oct 28, 2017
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Do you have a separate spider shaped front door? How are creatures of that size getting inside? D:

Burn 'em all.
 

Bakercat

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Oct 27, 2017
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Yes, and record it so we can all watch.

In the future you can gently sweep a tarantula outside with a broom. They are pretty docile and will go willingly.

The only things I kill on my property are black widows, scorpions, camel spiders, and wasps because my spouse is highly allergic to wasps. You can get sprays from your local hardware store that work great.

Rattlesnakes I call the fire department because I'm not messing around with no venomous snakes. Had one lounging on my front porch a few months ago.
Not gonna lie, your house sounds terrifying lol
 

kageroo

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Oct 27, 2017
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Stop putting cruel traps in your house, animals have rights to.

Move to Alaska or something if some cute spiders bug you that much.
 

Jest

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Oct 28, 2017
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Definitely try some kind of repellant around the outside of your house and just inside as well. The Tarantula is scary looking but otherwise not really threatening. I camel spiders and scorpions though? Forget that. All of the repellant/pet safe poisons in the world man. All of them.
 

SJRB

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Oct 28, 2017
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OP's living in a terrarium of hellish nightmares.

What the fuck at all those pics
 

Br3wnor

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Oct 27, 2017
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We also have scorpions.




Dude how the FUCK do you live? I’m getting legit anxiety reading this thread, anyone of those fucking spiders and I would have had to either move or put my house in bubble wrap and hire an on call exterminator, I get freaked out by tiny little harmless bugs, can’t imagine seeing a spider that wasn’t a Daddy LongLeg. My wife would make us move if we had those bugs anywhere near our house, you are one brave family. Hats off
 

jviggy43

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Oct 28, 2017
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Free it and set it outside. Spiders are your friend.

Unless you live in Australia, then I presume that spider was sent on an mission to assassinate you and you must interrogate it and discover who sent it.
What use would such information be when everything wants to kill you in Australia?
 

Moff

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Oct 26, 2017
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There must be something that can be done? Nets on windows? Wherever they come inside?
No way I could live there but I am a weak European.
 

m_shortpants

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Oct 25, 2017
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You want to be creeped out imagine living in KY where those things shouldn't even be and find one in your shed. It had mice strung up in its web in the corner. It had to be someone pet that they just turned loose.
I think I would be ok with that arrangement? You ain't paying rent but you culling the mouse population so pulling your weight.
 

RyanW

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Oct 27, 2017
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Fuck OP for posting all those pictures.

Seriously, I’d spray my house down with every kind of bug spray I can buy at the store to prevent shit like that from happening.