Should I nuke my house from orbit?

Clydefrog

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Oct 25, 2017
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Do you not have windows or doors that close? The inside of your house is basically the outside with all those creepy crawlies roaming around.
 

tommyz2kool

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Dec 13, 2017
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OP why don't you use Demon WP? It will pretty much kill any insect/bug/spider/scorpion and lasts for 3 months after you spray it.
 

Reversed

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Oct 25, 2017
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Send those pics to your local bug exterminator for advice.

And look for another place to stay for the next __ days.
 

Saifu

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Oct 27, 2017
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Are you sure there aren't any asshole neighbors that are dumping a bunch of spiders in your home?
 

TheHolyTurnip

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Oct 31, 2017
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Tulsa, OK
Almost everything in those pictures is basically harmless (although I'm not sure about two of the spiders) but you should be very concerned about those scorpions.
 

Monger

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Oct 27, 2017
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That’s a cool looking spider.

If you need protection you can come get the two tarantula hawks that hang out in my front yard all day.
 
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FernandoRocker

FernandoRocker

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Oct 25, 2017
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And this is definitely the one I hate the most. It's a huge locust. Pictures doesn't do justice on how big it is. It's very scary when it jumps/flies because it makes a lot of noise.

 

Resetta Stone

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Oct 26, 2017
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Yep, the finer points of living in the desert out of city limits is coming into contact with all kinds of spiders, scorpions, and yes, even stick bugs.
 

RigVertigo

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Oct 31, 2017
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I'm getting stressed out just looking at those things. I half expected a cazador to be the grande finale.
 

TheCthultist

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Oct 27, 2017
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And this is definitely the one I hate the most. It's a huge locust. Pictures doesn't do justice on how big it is. It's very scary when it jumps/flies because it makes a lot of noise.

They’re also fairly painful to handle as they have no qualms about biting anything they land on and even the claws they use for grip legit hurt when you’re note expecting it... really can’t stand locusts. That mantis is a few posts up seemed like a pretty cool dude though.
 
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FernandoRocker

FernandoRocker

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Oct 25, 2017
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They’re also fairly painful to handle as they have no qualms about biting anything they land on and even the claws they use for grip legit hurt when you’re note expecting it... really can’t stand locusts. That mantis is a few posts up seemed like a pretty cool dude though.
Yeah, I love mantises. They are pretty chill. I love how they stare at you and move their head/neck.
 

SchrodingerC

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Oct 25, 2017
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Tarantulas are quite creepy and deserve to be tossed out of a window, but to nuke your hou-

Sees other pictures

Nope

 

m_shortpants

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Oct 25, 2017
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Fuck. I just saw a cockroach in my kitchen.

I saw one cockroach in the middle of my apartment a year ago, but haven't seen one since. So it's been over a year. Vaccuumed that fucker up and threw it into the dumpster in our complex.

It's late, so gonna nuke the kitchen tomorrow. Ugh.
 

-JD-

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Oct 27, 2017
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I imagine this is how the best horror writers come up with their monsters. They live in OP's house.
 

Akira86

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Oct 25, 2017
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I would basically send whatever planet all those things are on, directly into the sun.