Should I nuke my house from orbit?

Quacktion

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Oct 27, 2017
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I was already at "Yes" with the random tarantula, but after the update... Camel spiders? A fucking SCORPION? Where the heck do you live OP? Might as well open a zoo at this point.
 

Ominym

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Oct 25, 2017
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I'm not entirely certain that the OP isn't dead and that the collection of horrors they posted aren't the one's posting instead.

The locust is something else.
 

Razmos

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Oct 28, 2017
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I'm tempted to nuke it for you.

Jesus, that first spider was bad enough but those other ones.. just no
 
Oct 28, 2017
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Holy shit OP, that camel spider reminded me of bugs called niño de la tierra (potato bug/Jerusalem cricket). Saw one once as a kid and it scared the fuck out of me.
 

Seik

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Oct 25, 2017
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Québec City
Holy fuck where do all of these come from?!

Do you have your windows open all day long with no protection? I'd downright go insane with all of those in my place!
 

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The spiders are all my babies. Please take good care of them. Cherish and love them... And I guarantee they will be loyal to you. Trust.
 

Mr. Fantastic

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Apr 27, 2018
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how the fucked havent you called an exterminator already

jesus christ that locust and camel spider what the fuck
 
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FernandoRocker

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Oct 25, 2017
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And they keep appearing now that the weather is hot (around 45°C or 112°F).


Well, at least this moth is beautiful.



This guy was on my dirty socks.



Scorpions are the ones I'm truly truly scared.



First time I saw a spider like this.



Big ass spider (well, it was my neighbor's house but I took the picture).



Funny picture. They were having sex on my motorcycle.
 
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SteadFast

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Oct 25, 2017
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And they keep appearing now that the weather is hot (around 45°C or 112°F).


Well, at least this moth is beautiful.



This guy was on my dirty socks.



Scorpions are the ones I'm truly truly scared.



First time I saw a spider like this.



Big ass spider (well, it was mu neighbor's house but I took the picture).



Funny picture. They were having sex on my motorcycle.
Those lovebugs are more rock'n'roll than any of us here will ever be.
 

Mendrox

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Oct 26, 2017
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And they keep appearing now that the weather is hot (around 45°C or 112°F).


Well, at least this moth is beautiful.



This guy was on my dirty socks.



Scorpions are the ones I'm truly truly scared.



First time I saw a spider like this.



Big ass spider (well, it was my neighbor's house but I took the picture).



Funny picture. They were having sex on my motorcycle.
Why even live at all?
 

Torpedo Vegas

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Oct 27, 2017
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Lexington, KY
I think I would be ok with that arrangement? You ain't paying rent but you culling the mouse population so pulling your weight.
Thread bump got me to see this.

Nope, thing scared the shit out of me so I grabbed the closet thing to me, which happened to be half a cinder block, and threw at it. Some divine presence guided my aim cause I bulls-eyed that thing. I got my lawn mower out of there and put it in the garage and never opened that shed again. Even when I moved I left everything in there cinder block spider and all.