Should I nuke my house from orbit?

Nov 1, 2017
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Dood, I live in a house that literally is a few steps from the wilderness in Querétaro and even I haven’t found so many spiders and scorpions around. The worst I had to deal with was a rattlesnake that crashed through my window.

Stay safe! And I may recommend a fumigation service at this point.

(I can also see that you finally bought a bike... 😜)
 

Edge

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Oct 25, 2017
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Celle, Germany
And they keep appearing now that the weather is hot (around 45°C or 112°F).


Well, at least this moth is beautiful.



This guy was on my dirty socks.



Scorpions are the ones I'm truly truly scared.



First time I saw a spider like this.



Big ass spider (well, it was my neighbor's house but I took the picture).



Funny picture. They were having sex on my motorcycle.

Are you getting paid to live where you live or why in hell would anyone do that to himself? :D
 

Aurongel

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Oct 28, 2017
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As soon as the picture finished loading, my Google Chrome window spawned a boss health bar overlay and started playing a song from Bloodborne.

Fuck that shit, OP.
 

Parch

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Nov 6, 2017
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I could get used to having a pet spider. Lizards too.
I would draw the line with pet snakes. That's a big nope. Not fond of snakes.
 

Quixzlizx

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Oct 25, 2017
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And they keep appearing now that the weather is hot (around 45°C or 112°F).


Well, at least this moth is beautiful.



This guy was on my dirty socks.



Scorpions are the ones I'm truly truly scared.



First time I saw a spider like this.



Big ass spider (well, it was my neighbor's house but I took the picture).


Funny picture. They were having sex on my motorcycle.
That scorpion looks like it's lying in wait to assassinate you.
 

Advc

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Nov 3, 2017
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Are you relative of Steve Irwin?? How could you be so peaceful taking pics of those creatures, OP!? How do you deal with the scorpions in particular? Those are the real devils.
 

Lorcain

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Oct 27, 2017
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That scorpion looks like it's lying in wait to assassinate you.
The spiders don't bother me...mostly, but fuck that scorpion. They like to cozy up inside shoes, boots, and other dark places where human feet and hands go.

OP, I admire your ability to put things into perspective where your line in the sand is bed bugs. For most of the rest of us the line would've started being drawn after the 3 or 4 species of arachnid in the house. For example, that alien spawn camel spider. Wtf is that lol.
 

jkm23

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Nov 10, 2017
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No nukes.

Right now all the spiders are small and cute.

Nuking would simply "enhance" the size of your problem, beyond just the loss of your house.
 

GSG

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Oct 25, 2017
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I would probably move out of the country at the first sight of any of those creatures.

Spiders, even the tarantulas, are whatever(would probably just try to get the tarantulas outside somehow), but the scorpions are a big nope.

Not a big fan of finding any creature in my clothing.