Should I nuke my house from orbit?

[FernandoRocker]

So, yeah... we caught this at home.

EDIT: Some more pictures from other spiders and insects I have found in my house.

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Some other insects I have found in my house.

We also have seen a couple of Camel Spiders.

We also have scorpions.

A locust that lives in a basil plant (this is the one I hate the most. It always scares me and it is extremely big and fast):

A cute Soldier Beetle:

Some big-ass stick insects:

Well, at least this moth is beautiful.

This guy was on my dirty socks.

Scorpions are the ones I'm truly truly scared.

First time I saw a spider like this.

Big ass spider (well, it was my neighbor's house but I took the picture).

Funny picture. They were having sex on my motorcycle.

 

[Deleted member 2809]

Looks tasty

 

[shnurgleton]

huh whoa that's a big ol spider

feed him crickets and call him Sweetie

 

[Blackpuppy]

It's the only way to be sure...

 

[____]

Just hand him the keys and relocate.

 

[ClickyCal']

 

[Chamaeleonx]

Keep it as a pet or set it free again. Personally I wouldn't kill it as it looks interesting and cute.

P.S.: Did the sprinklers work out? (If I remember the person correctly)
Maybe it liked your new garden so much that it joined your family. =D

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I'm more concerned about sweeping the floors.

 

[Spaltazar]

cute

 

[gabdeg]

That house is over.

 

[Deleted member 1849]

Looks fluffy

 

[signal]

Is it urticating its hairs at you

 

[Dullahan]

Feed it well, and take care of it. Looks kinda slim on the butt front. Could be a male?

Don't be shitty and kill it. It's harmless. This is your new pet, congrats.

 

[Phrozenflame500]

cute!

 

[Firebrand]

I wouldn't worry, its family probably waits for you to fall asleep before they come out anyway.

 

[Soph]

What a cutey!

 

[Hoo-doo]

Where do you fucking live. I want to scream.

 

[Notaskwid]

Time to move out.

 

[Roven]

On which planet do you live that you can catch such monsters at home :/

 

[LilWayneSuckz]

Burn the entire house down...

How the fuck does that even get in the house?

 

[steejee]

Free it and set it outside. Spiders are your friend.

Unless you live in Australia, then I presume that spider was sent on an mission to assassinate you and you must interrogate it and discover who sent it.

 

[Kthulhu]

Aren't tarantulas harmless to humans?

 

[Rassilon]

Sacrifice your firstborn to its holiness

 

[heavy liquid]

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Huddy]

Think of all the eggs it laid before allowing capture.

It's a trap!

 

[julia crawford]

Awww what a cutie :3

 

[tellNoel]

Immediately knew this was a spider thread from title and yet I clicked anyways.

Where tf do you live so I can never go to that region of the earth ever

 

[Kwigo]

I'm usually not scared of spiders, but in this case I'd GTFO as quickly as possible..

 

[Fantastical]

Ahhh! Where do you live?

 

[Rvaan]

Nuke the house and then salt the earth and then nuke it again.

 

[Cochese]

That's why you needed 56 Echo Spots, to use the boxes to make block apartments.

 

[Daysean]

Big MONKAS
Nuke indeed

 

[Aiii]

What do you mean, your house?

It's obviously the spider's house now.

 

[Deleted member 33533]

Do you live in Australia, OP?

If so you knew the risks.

 

[Deleted member 3925]

Cute spider.

 

[Mr Swine]

Wow that is a really cute spider! Please don't kill it :(

 

[JoseDFrog]

If this is in North America I'm going to have to move continents.

 

[Rotkehle]

That's a tarantula. Love her/him!

 

[Chamaeleonx]

If this is in North America I'm going to have to move continents.

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Bad News! You might have to move continent... .

 

[Snormy]

If this is in North America I'm going to have to move continents.

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Come to Australia friend!

 

[Shokunin]

 

[signal]

Aren't tarantulas harmless to humans?

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No

 

[Chamaeleonx]

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What movie? If it is intelligent I want one of these as a pet/mount. =O

 

[Luchashaq]

I don't mind spiders around my place, I usually toss em outside (unless they are a black widow/brown recluse FUCK THEM) but man I don't want any part of a spider that big.

 

[Tarot Deck]

Click to shrink...

I watched this movie so high. Big mistake, I screamed so much at that scene.

 

[soul]

No

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Not entirely harmless, but still.

Tarantulas give people the creeps because they have large, hairy bodies and legs. While these large spiders can take a painful bite out of a human, a tarantula's venom is weaker than from a typical bee sting.

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https://kids.nationalgeographic.com/animals/tarantula/

 

[Heromanz]

Spiders are cool

 

[Miller]

To everyone saying 'Don't kill it!' -- You realize it's in a glue trap, right? If it isn't literally dead already, it's as good as dead.

 

[djinn]

I generally hate spiders but that one's a cutie.

 

[Conkersbadfurday]

Cute spider. Please catch and release.