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When looking for the perfect gift, it's important to pick something that will rend the recipient's mind asunder. A pair of slippers or a good book may be welcome in the moment, but before long they'll be forgotten. A truly exceptional gift, on the other hand, inspires equal parts terror and wonder—it should be awesome in the full meaning of the word.
As a new commercial from Peloton makes clear, one of the best ways to accomplish this goal is to give your loved ones stationary bikes that hold them hostage for at least a year of anxiety-soaked daily exercise.
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