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So, I found a paddle at the fleamarket to spank children.

Douche McBaggins The 4th

Douche McBaggins The 4th

Member
Oct 28, 2017
1,555
I was at the fleamarket and found an ass beating stick. It's made of real wood and crafted in India. The thing has a nice grip and I could just feel the beat down come as I get that running start. The movements and power surging through. The follow through. It's almost poetic. The first thing that came to mind was this.

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Then I found out it was a Cricket stick. But I honestly will keep calling it my beat down stick. I will show it to my nieces and nephews and tell them the stories of my people and the spankings we got, especially in high school.

Wow, I'm only in my thirties and I feel like this is from another time.
 
EdgeXL

EdgeXL

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,788
California
I remember the vice principal keeping a paddle like that on the wall of his office. That paddle and I were quite well acquainted.
 
Old Gimlet Eyes

Old Gimlet Eyes

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Oct 25, 2017
1,226
My mom had/still has one just like that! She wrote in big letters "Board of Education" and if she threatened to "teach you a lesson" you knew what was coming.
 
Fat4all

Fat4all

Woke up, got a money tag, swears a lot
Member
Oct 25, 2017
92,794
here
give him the stick

DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
Masterspeed

Masterspeed

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,825
England
Douche McBaggins The 4th said:
I was at the fleamarket and found an ass beating stick. It's made of real wood and crafted in India. The thing has a nice grip and I could just feel the beat down come as I get that running start. The movements and power surging through. The follow through. It's almost poetic. The first thing that came to mind was this.

Its+texas+i+feel+like+paddlin+peggy+is+more+appropriate+_f1cbd5594f370a4773567342ec31cb66.jpg


Then I found out it was a Cricket stick. But I honestly will keep calling it my beat down stick. I will show it to my nieces and nephews and tell them the stories of my people and the spankings we got, especially in high school.

Wow, I'm only in my thirties and I feel like this is from another time.
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You never seen a Cricket Bat before? How on Earth!?
 
Captain Tuttle

Captain Tuttle

Member
Oct 27, 2017
7,977
I went to Catholic School and the Grammar School principal (Sister Maria) had a paddle labeled "Board of Education" hanging in her office. She used it on us too
 
Stinkles

Stinkles

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
20,459
That reminds me, I wanted to buy a baseball pole for like home defense. Are the same thing as a softball wand? Or is a baseball oar basically the same thing as a softball tube, but one is aluminium and the other is tree-stuff?
 

Frunobulax

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Apr 10, 2019
83
Does anybody remember the paddles with engraved pictures of children pulling their pants up&crying that they used to sell at department stores?
I swear they existed and I keep meaning to try to find a picture of one to show a nephew that doesn't believe my brother about them but I can't really think of a way to look the item up that I'd want in my search history.
 
Daingurse

Daingurse

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Oct 25, 2017
3,743
Paddling Peggy lol.

Glad I never went to a school that did this shit. It's complete bullshit. And shiet, I was already getting the belt at home. Double dipping would suck.
 
Walter White Walker

Walter White Walker

Member
Oct 27, 2017
21,543
Frunobulax said:
Does anybody remember the paddles with engraved pictures of children pulling their pants up&crying that they used to sell at department stores?
I swear they existed and I keep meaning to try to find a picture of one to show a nephew that doesn't believe my brother about them but I can't really think of a way to look the item up that I'd want in my search history.
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Yes I do. I can picture it in my head.
I remember in 9th grade shop the teacher was going to paddle me for being late to class. I was like the fuck you are. I ended up in the school office but no paddling happened so mission accomplished.
 
ZackieChan

ZackieChan

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Oct 27, 2017
8,056
EdgeXL said:
I remember the vice principal keeping a paddle like that on the wall of his office. That paddle and I were quite well acquainted.
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I had a teacher with them on the wall, and one with a bull whip on the wall. Wild times, the late 80s/early 90s were. But no metal detectors, so that's something.
 
TheMango55

TheMango55

Banned
Nov 1, 2017
5,788
Only had 1 teacher in HS who had a paddle and he only used it on people's birthdays as kind of a joke/tradition. And that was only if you were ok with it, which probably 60% of people were.
 
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