So I fucked

[Coleslaw]

I did the thing.

 

[Prolepro]

who fucks coleslaw?

 

[hitme]

Hope you didn't put that potato back in the fridge...

 

[super-famicom]

Congrats on the sex

 

[Grug]

Now go shower and eat a bowl of cereal. Best part of the whole enterprise.

 

[DPT120]

Congrats on the sex

 

[SoH]

who fucks coleslaw?

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[Kevers]

Tell me more tell me more

 

[Bor Gullet]

 

[Deleted member 18944]

Fucking your hand is called masturbation, OP.

 

[Z-Beat]

Now go shower and eat a bowl of cereal. Best part of the whole enterprise.

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[kittens]

but did you make love

 

[TheGreatDirector]

Was it because of the implication?

 

[The Adder]

 

[Deleted member 17643]

Give us some details man. Was it awkward at all?

 

[WhoTurgled]

Did u cum

 

[RBH]

 

[DeckardWintermute]

Did u cum

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This question for some reason seems extra disgusting to me.

 

[wolfshirt]

Like for the first time?

 

[subpar spatula]

welcome to, like, the club? actually it isn't a club. 250 babies are born every minute. almost everyone fucks. you may as well celebrate that you had dinner at mcdonalds.

 

[travisbickle]

You do realize that if everyone here posted every time they had sex there'd be over 6 threads per day!

 

[Baphomet]

Felicidades con el sexo .

 

[AnansiThePersona]

You only had 2 more weeks and you blew it

 

[WhoTurgled]

This question for some reason seems extra disgusting to me.

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Is it cause I said cum

 

[El Bombastico]

 

[N_Cryo]

But did you freaked it?

 

[Hesemonni]

Prepare to face the wrath of board Incels.

 

[JaseC64]

Congrats minute man.

 

[Shy]

 

[Coleslaw]

who fucks coleslaw?

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This is rude and offensive

Congrats on the sex

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Congrats on the sex

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Y ty

 

[Gundam]

 

[Nothing Loud]

Congrats on the sex. I had some tonight too, AMA

 

[Blue Skies]

I remember my first time
I lasted longer than I thought I would
The condom felt weird
I was so happy

I think I still know the date too lol. I think it was February 8 or 10 2012

 

[Reversed]

.

 

[poptire]

Neat

 

[Classicrock78]

 

[FlowersisBritish]

Hoping you don't make any thread nine months from now

 

[SapientWolf]

who fucks coleslaw?

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Do you really want to know the answer to that question?

 

[shenden]

Welcome to the club I guess??

 

[TAJ]

I remember my first time
I lasted longer than I thought I would
The condom felt weird
I was so happy

I think I still know the date too lol. I think it was February 8 or 10 2012

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All of this is me, except I rawdogged it.

 

[Soul Skater]

So, how'd you do?

 

[Cryptosporidium]

If its not at a drive in watching Detective Pikachu then it doesnt count nerd

 

[Fat4all]

 

[sfedai0]

I was the witness. DIdnt take long at all.

 

[nsilvias]

did you wear a sombrero on your willy?

 

[Alive2007]

maybe you will do it again op

 

[V23]

 

[Deleted member 31133]

Congratulations I guess? Hoping it's the first of many times for you. Please don't post a thread every time you get laid. Thanks

 

[Truly Gargantuan]

Good job brother

 

[Coleslaw]

Did u cum

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Jesus Christ man there's just some things you don't talk about in public