So, Mario has a penis

[mac]

https://twitter.com/Kirtaner/status/923029521670041601/photo/1


Via AVclub

I've always regarded him as a Mickey Mouse figure or a pet dog. Sure they are male but you never assume they have genitals or have sex. Or Tucker Carlson.

 

[PSqueak]

why wouldn't him?

 

[LionPride]

Ahhh that's why he's being cucked by Browser

Peach ain't a fan of that 2.5 inch lethal weapon

 

[ClickyCal']

Now it really feels like home.

 

[rpmurphy]

He's a grower.

 

[Alienous]

That image explains why Princess Peach keeps getting 'kidnapped' by Bowser.

 

[code]

you never assume they have genitals or have sex

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I always do

 

[Deleted member 2254]

I always do

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The princess is in another castle.

*wink wink*

 

[Kuro]

 

[Quantum Leap]

Nipples AND a penis? oh my lord

 

[h8bit]

 

[Ballpoint Ren]

It's almost like he's human.

 

[Z-Beat]

Ahhh that's why he's being cucked by Browser

Peach ain't a fan of that 2.5 inch lethal weapon

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Hey man he's just not Super yet

 

[Inferno]

my man could use a mega mushroom over here

 

[tjac]

 

[Barnak]

Tiny baby penis, not a single pubic hair.
No wonder Peach is letting herself get captured so often.

 

[GKSilKamina]

But is Luigi's bigger?

 

[Yoshichan]

Is Yoshi a male or female? Did Nintendo answer this?

 

[Bandage]

Mushrooms are really just a metaphor for Viagra.

 

[Lulu]

Ahhh that's why he's being cucked by Browser

Peach ain't a fan of that 2.5 inch lethal weapon

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I mean we know he's a grower tho.

 

[EarthBound64]

Ahhh that's why he's being cucked by Browser

Peach ain't a fan of that 2.5 inch lethal weapon

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That image explains why Princess Peach keeps getting 'kidnapped' by Bowser.

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Maybe he needs a mushroom or a fire flower.

 

[HyperFerret]

My favorite part of that image is the shock of the onlookers, complete with an arrow.

 

[uncelestial]

Not that I should be reading ERA at work, but I did just have to rapidly scroll away from the cartoon penis just now, y'all.

 

[rucury]

Huh.

If anyone's curious about what he's saying, without any context, it looks like he's screaming "This damn (person, thing)! This damn (person, thing)!" Similar to how you would say "This damn guy" after some dude cuts in front of you in a line or something.

 

[SNES Jr]

What about the balls?

 

[tjac]

Not that I should be reading ERA at work, but I did just have to rapidly scroll away from the cartoon penis just now, y'all.

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Too small to see anyway

 

[AtomLung]

Mario totally jacks it all the time

 

[Groof]

so mario doesn't wear any underwear beneath those overalls then

 

[whitehawk]

The full comic shows that it's actually peace who is the robot, and is laughing at his dick...

 

[Deleted member 42]

Locking the thread. Stuff like this is borderline, so I'm not handing out any warnings/bans, just remember that people do use this forum at work.