This is his spokesperson, literally went to get forgiveness from a bunch of kids, shit on them, and because he wasn't forgiven called them immature.
This is what he had his spokesperson share
This dude is fucked beyond transphobia jesus
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So uh Dave Chapelle Went to his Old High School and Shit on a Bunch of Kids
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This is his spokesperson, literally went to get forgiveness from a bunch of kids, shit on them, and because he wasn't forgiven called them immature.
This is what he had his spokesperson share
This dude is fucked beyond transphobia jesus
God damn. So first he claimed he didn't even want to go, then made a surprise appearance anyway and got pissy when they didn't heap praise and apologies on him. This guy is egotistical beyond fucking words.
I don't even understand why after everything they had him appear. What is the point, at this point?
"...I don't think you could make one of the decisions i have to make on a given day."
Dave, what does that even mean?
Dave, you're talking to literal children. You're an adult.
Dave, what does that even mean?
Dave, you're talking to literal children. You're an adult.
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He's rich! He literally doesn't have to make any decisions that he doesn't want to!
Good on the kids going hard at him and not giving him any absolution.
I really hope his mainstream success is over.
He will probably live the rest of his life in luxury, but I hope it eats him that the world with exception the alt right basement dwellers moved on without him.
I really hope his mainstream success is over.
He will probably live the rest of his life in luxury, but I hope it eats him that the world with exception the alt right basement dwellers moved on without him.
LMAO
Yo, this feels likes a skit that Old Chapelle would make, mocking a celebrity. "I'm better and more talented than all you little niggas in this room, damnit!"
It's incredibly how these kids were roasting him, and he got in literal verbal fights with CHILDREN.
You're officially washed, Dave.
Yo, this feels likes a skit that Old Chapelle would make, mocking a celebrity. "I'm better and more talented than all you little niggas in this room, damnit!"
It's incredibly how these kids were roasting him, and he got in literal verbal fights with CHILDREN.
You're officially washed, Dave.
Christ almighty
Imagine saying "I'm better than you all" to a bunch of kids.
Am I understanding right that Dave himself published this summary? How on earth can you read this and not think he's pathetic?
For real, lol. "Do you know who I am!?" vibes for sure.
His erasure of black trans people continues...
Christ almighty
Holy shit I was not prepared for how absolutely pathetic this man is, the fact he went in there at all after all but then acting a complete child in a building of kids showing so much more maturity than you.
Gotta say my jaw dropped at that "I'm 16" line, wew these kids are sharp. And then the grown ass millionaire adult legit responds with an I'm rich bitch.
Gotta say my jaw dropped at that "I'm 16" line, wew these kids are sharp. And then the grown ass millionaire adult legit responds with an I'm rich bitch.
Yes, Black people are killed every day, Dave. Who the fuck is out there making shitty low effort jokes about it? Fuck all the way off, you're not even brave enough to have a serious conversation with teenagers without deflecting.
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Why was Chapelle even there? How did he imagine this playing out? Did he think high schoolers wouldn't know about him? Maybe he thought the school would have talked to them and told them not to bring it up? Does he actually think he comes across as looking good in this?
I guess his current audience will eat this up they same way they cheer when shitheads like Steven Crowder "debate" random people on the street. "Lol did you see Chapelle own those libs!?"
I guess his current audience will eat this up they same way they cheer when shitheads like Steven Crowder "debate" random people on the street. "Lol did you see Chapelle own those libs!?"
He was probably always like this behind closed doors, but I can't help but mentally associate Dave's physical growth with his behaviour. Like a guy who gets beat up a lot in high school, sympathizes with the bullied because he feels he's among them, then gets fit and realizes he can be the one to go to high school and beat up kids now.
Dave, you're a 50-year-old chainsmoker who holds big drug parties during pandemics while cheating on your wife (when you have two school-aged children at home) on page 6. You make $20+ million a year to do specials on Netflix that, controversy and Transphobia aside, are nowhere near the level you were at 20 years ago.
You're most famous for running away from your job without telling anyone because you couldn't handle the fact that you were making terrible, terrible sketches (fun story: John Mulaney was the Comedy Central intern who got the call that Dave Chappelle was nowhere to be found and not making his show).
You are not a sage. You are not anywhere near as gifted as you believe yourself to be. You're a guy who used to be great who is now a shitty middle-aged toddler dispensing dime-store wisdom and engaging in the most insufferable, one-sided game of oppression Olympics any of us have ever had to tolerate. You WERE one of the greatest stand-ups and now you're just a juiced up, hoarse-voiced shell of a comedian who seems hell bent on getting everyone to think you're just a giant asshole.
You're most famous for running away from your job without telling anyone because you couldn't handle the fact that you were making terrible, terrible sketches (fun story: John Mulaney was the Comedy Central intern who got the call that Dave Chappelle was nowhere to be found and not making his show).
You are not a sage. You are not anywhere near as gifted as you believe yourself to be. You're a guy who used to be great who is now a shitty middle-aged toddler dispensing dime-store wisdom and engaging in the most insufferable, one-sided game of oppression Olympics any of us have ever had to tolerate. You WERE one of the greatest stand-ups and now you're just a juiced up, hoarse-voiced shell of a comedian who seems hell bent on getting everyone to think you're just a giant asshole.
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Because no one cares, his rich friends got his back, he doesn't get captured video so it's text only which won't go viral because mainstream press loves cancel culture stories, so he'll always have an audience, sell out his shows, and make his netflix money
Shit read the responses to this twitter morons arw praising his fucking bravery
Imagine how much of a fragile butthurt ego you have to have to be a 50 year old man visiting your old high school for validation and support.
So glad he didn't get it from the students. I bet Chappelle is still stewing over this...
So glad he didn't get it from the students. I bet Chappelle is still stewing over this...
"Media's not here, right?" Those of the words of someone who just realized he really fucked up.
Jokes aside, Dave is clearly not handling the canceling well. he is unraveling like a dude who can't come to terms with the fact everyone (well let's be real, a lot of people. He's still got tons of stans) suddenly hates him. I've seen it happen with dudes all the time, and it always tickles me.
Jokes aside, Dave is clearly not handling the canceling well. he is unraveling like a dude who can't come to terms with the fact everyone (well let's be real, a lot of people. He's still got tons of stans) suddenly hates him. I've seen it happen with dudes all the time, and it always tickles me.
16 year olds are literally only going to know about him from his Netflix specials... He was genuinely expected them to have the nostalgia like his millennial and older audiences have to overcome the awful shit he says.
To these kids all Dave is the hate. Glad they are standing up to him, it's grotesque so many adults aren't willing to do the same.
To these kids all Dave is the hate. Glad they are standing up to him, it's grotesque so many adults aren't willing to do the same.
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He wanted an apology from the kids who protested naming part of the school after him
See here:
This is a fucking grown man
And here
Also yes, the famous middle schoolers Bradley Cooper and Chris Tucker chose to go to that school because Dave went there. I remember it being the hot gossip of the day what high school those two would go to.
