So, uh, I caught my maid watching porn on my YouTube account

[Mr. Fantastic]

Yes I have a live-in maid, this is Latin America, go watch "Roma" if this is some foreign concept to you.

Anyway, I've been getting some strange ass recommendations on my Youtube account for quite a few weeks, mostly related to telenovelas like "La Rosa de Guadalupe" and shit. Couple of days ago I found my Macbook switched to the "Guest" account and found it incredibly weird and went ahead and disabled it, but I was busy with something else and paid it no further mind. FYI I leave my personal laptop at home when I'm at work, plus my Smart TV is logged into my Youtube account and you don't need to login to that.

So I'm about to watch the newest Jimquisition, and all these fucking telenovela recommendations start popping up again so I decide to check out my watch history to try and pinpoint what the hell is going on.

H.O.L.Y. S.H.I.T.

Brehs she's been watching the hardcordest of the hardcore, videos titled "SEXO FUERTE CINE LATINO PELICULA", "VIRGIN KID PLAYS DIRTY TRUTH OR DARE", "HOW TO GET RID OF VAGINAL WARTS DURING PREGNANCY", among many, many other videos.

My head is spinning. I feel absolutely violated. Has she been jerking off on my bed? On my sofa? Christ. She just brought me my dinner as I'm typing this and I've lost all my appetite.

It's 8.17 PM right now and I can't fire her right now, but I'm prepping to do it in the morning but oh, did I mention SHE'S GODDAMN PREGNANT?! What do I DO?!

EDIT: AND HOW IS THERE FUCKING PORN ON YOUTUBE DOES NO ONE MODERATE THAT SHITHOLE

 

[Deception]

Screenshots or it didn't happen.

 

[Deleted member 50374]

Sit down with her and have a mature discussion about privacy and using others' devices?

 

[Van Bur3n]

I'm fucking laughin'.

But yeah, wash your house.

 

[Stouffers]

Is she not supposed to jill off?

 

[Deleted member 1086]

there's not supposed to be porn on YouTube right? thought they deleted accounts for posting that type of content.

though thanks for providing titles for uh, research purposes.

 

[AmericanKirby]

jill off

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christ

 

[Alec]

So...you're not interested, I take it?

 

[Bonafide]

Maybe you should stop being lazy and do your own cooking/cleaning?

 

[Deleted member 862]

ironically this is how about half of porn movies start

 

[The Flop]

Is she not allowed to get off during her breaks as your live in maid?

 

[kevinking94]

How to get rid of vaginal warts during pregnancy? Yikes...

 

[Grug]

Ironically sounds like the premise of a porn video in itself.

 

[Clydefrog]

HOW TO GET RID OF VAGINAL WARTS DURING PREGNANCY is my go-to type of porn!!

 

[stressboy]

Also her if she has any good recommendations?

 

[Gifted]

So you're not going to have an affair with your maid?

 

[Conkersbadfurday]

You could be a bro and make her a gmail account.

 

[Deleted member 925]

Live in maid? Fucking peak privilege Era right here.

 

[Mr. Fantastic]

Is she not allowed to get off during her breaks as your live in maid?

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She's perfectly allowed to do whatever she wants in the confines of her room BUT NOT ON MY LAPTOP OR TV.

 

[Deleted member 862]

are you sure they're not just conspiracy videos with a bit of sex in? it is youtube

 

[CesspoolofHatred]

man you better hope your gf ain't lurking right now

 

[Smitington]

How long have they been working for you?

 

[sphagnum]

Pay for her warts treatment.

 

[Dodongo]

Whoops

 

[Deleted member 19003]

Vaginal wart treatment vid isn't porn tho. Don't fire her because she's pregnant.

 

[Fat4all]

everybody wanks

 

[Alec]

Dude I searched for these and you consider this porn?

This shit is so tame it could pass on Disney Kids.

 

[The Flop]

She's perfectly allowed to do whatever she wants in the confines of her room BUT NOT ON MY LAPTOP OR TV.

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Get her a Chromebook or something. At least Netflix so she can watch Roma and judge her lifestyle.

 

[FUME5]

Provide proof.

If you're going to bang the maid, ensure you have a plan for those genital warts she's packin.

 

[Jaded Alyx]

AND HOW IS THERE FUCKING PORN ON YOUTUBE

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My first thought.

 

[Mr. Fantastic]

Screenshots or it didn't happen.

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I see no dick or vagina in these so I'm guessing they're kosher? If not, mods please advice and have mercy on my soul.

How long have they been working for you?

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Two years or so.

MOD EDIT: First one...yeah, no. Second one seems fine.

 

[Ellyshia]

She's perfectly allowed to do whatever she wants in the confines of her room BUT NOT ON MY LAPTOP OR TV.

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Buy her a Chromebook or ipad or something.

 

[Deleted member 32822]

Let her live!

 

[Deleted member 42]

Are you really going to try and blame your maid for your telenovela addiction

 

[sph3re]

It's 8.17 PM right now and I can't fire her right now, but I'm prepping to do it in the morning but oh, did I mention SHE'S GODDAMN PREGNANT?! What do I DO?!

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Damn, YouTube fuckin' its content creators and its viewers, too

 

[Iloelemen]

Yes I have a live-in maid, this is Latin America, go watch "Roma" if this is some foreign concept to you.

Anyway, I've been getting some strange ass recommendations on my Youtube account for quite a few weeks, mostly related to telenovelas like "La Rosa de Guadalupe" and shit. Couple of days ago I found my Macbook switched to the "Guest" account and found it incredibly weird and went ahead and disabled it, but I was busy with something else and paid it no further mind. FYI I leave my personal laptop at home when I'm at work, plus my Smart TV is logged into my Youtube account and you don't need to login to that.

So I'm about to watch the newest Jimquisition, and all these fucking telenovela recommendations start popping up again so I decide to check out my watch history to try and pinpoint what the hell is going on.

H.O.L.Y. S.H.I.T.

Brehs she's been watching the hardcordest of the hardcore, videos titled "SEXO FUERTE CINE LATINO PELICULA", "VIRGIN KID PLAYS DIRTY TRUTH OR DARE", "HOW TO GET RID OF VAGINAL WARTS DURING PREGNANCY", among many, many other videos.

My head is spinning. I feel absolutely violated. Has she been jerking off on my bed? On my sofa? Christ. She just brought me my dinner as I'm typing this and I've lost all my appetite.

It's 8.17 PM right now and I can't fire her right now, but I'm prepping to do it in the morning but oh, did I mention SHE'S GODDAMN PREGNANT?! What do I DO?!

EDIT: AND HOW IS THERE FUCKING PORN ON YOUTUBE DOES NO ONE MODERATE THAT SHITHOLE

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a. YouTube has latin porn?
b. As a Filipino, I find the concept of maids or at the very least, how our culture treat maids quite uncomfortable.

 

[EvilChameleon]

Wash your feet.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

Okay, Era. I'm boutta head out.

 

[super-famicom]

1. This sounds like the plot of a porno.
2.How is there porn on YouTube?

 

[RedMercury]

Have a conversation with her, don't kick a pregnant woman out on the street

 

[Trike]

this is the least pornographic story about a maid and pornography I have ever read

thank you for nothing

 

[Notaskwid]

Sounds like she has an infection in her vagina

 

[Toxicgonzo]

So you're not going to have an affair with your maid?

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HOW TO GET RID OF VAGINAL WARTS DURING PREGNANCY

 

[Mr. Fantastic]

I see no dick or vagina in these so I'm guessing they're kosher? If not, mods please advice and have mercy on my soul.

Two years or so.

MOD EDIT: First one...yeah, no. Second one seems fine.

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Fine I'll edit the naughty bits.

 

[Velikost]

Does Apple Care cover vaginal wart residue

 

[Pein]

Meh, sounds like she needs a computer, not really porn either, vaginal warts? Like whatever dude.

 

[Cow Mengde]

Sounds like she have vaginal warts. Don't do it man.

 

[Androidsleeps]

Tell her to use pornhub next time.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

scanning through these videos none of them are any worse than typical Telemundo fare. I was at least expecting Cinemax levels of porn.

 

[Cantaim]

Well OP I looked up most all the videos in the OP and with the exception of the one with the girl shacking her ass at the camera. It's mostly very softcore stuff with fake thumbnails.