"It's not a story the Jedi would tell you."
So from The Rise of Skywalker, we get a big revelation that good ol Sheev was boning. This could have been a secret lover/wife, or a prostitute, or maybe he had a one night stand.
This also opens up a whole other bunch of questions.
Did Palpatine have sex when he was looking like a wrinkly ballsack?
Or when he was a sexy senator (hopefully the latter).
When he had sex, was he passionate about it, or was too weak for it?
Exhibit A: Passion
Exhibit B: Too weak
Regardless this must have been the final result when Sheev nutted into the poor woman who give birth to Rey's father.
So from The Rise of Skywalker, we get a big revelation that good ol Sheev was boning. This could have been a secret lover/wife, or a prostitute, or maybe he had a one night stand.
This also opens up a whole other bunch of questions.
Did Palpatine have sex when he was looking like a wrinkly ballsack?
Or when he was a sexy senator (hopefully the latter).
When he had sex, was he passionate about it, or was too weak for it?
Exhibit A: Passion
Exhibit B: Too weak
Regardless this must have been the final result when Sheev nutted into the poor woman who give birth to Rey's father.