How many movies have you seenSolo is garbage, but Rogue One is probably the worst movie I've ever seen.
A few thousand. Rogue One is the worst.
Y thoI'm saying this as someone who hasn't seen anything but the prequels.
Robots are now slaves that can fuck humans
The Falcon fucked Lando
I think its easily the second worse movie in the series just ahead of Clones.
I actually prefer clones to solo.I think its easily the second worse movie in the series just ahead of Clones.
It's the most "Star Wars" that Star Wars has been in a while. Loved it.this guy gets it
anyway, you guys have convinced me to finally watch solo tonight
this guy gets it
anyway, you guys have convinced me to finally watch solo tonight
Force Awakens and Last Jedi also combined a ton of huge stuff into one week.My only issue is that it condensed Han's "biggest feats" into like a week:
Meeting Chewie
Meeting Lando
Falcon
Kessel Run
Too quick!
It's probably the best Disney Star Wars.
That's nothing compared to Luke and Rey's journeys in the first movies of their trilogies.It's passable. That's about the best I can give it. Just about everything iconic about Han Solo was apparently bestowed upon him within like 3 days? His ship, the Kessel run, his pistol, him shooting first, the life debt with Chewie.
Spoilers brehRobots are now slaves that can fuck humans
The Falcon fucked Lando
No? Because there is plenty iconic about Luke that isn't from A New Hope, and we have yet to see what the real climax of Rey's journey.That's nothing compared to Luke and Rey's journeys in the first movies of their trilogies.
In just the span of a few days to a week Rey:No? Because there is plenty iconic about Luke that isn't from A New Hope, and we have yet to see what the real climax of Rey's journey.
But apparently the only thing that happened to Han between Solo and A New Hope is that he wore a vest and got a haircut.
Yeah, over the course of two movies.In just the span of a few days to a week Rey:
- Left Jakku after being there for over a decade
- Met Finn
- Got the Millennium Falcon
- Met Han Solo who became like a father to her
- Met Kylo Ren
- Got the Skywalker lightsaber
- Fought Kylo Ren in a lightsaber duel
- Found Luke Skywalker and kind of trained with him
- Confronted Kylo a second time and Snoke
- Became the last of the Jedi
Well there was that whole thing with Jabba the Hutt.Yeah, over the course of two movies.
Are you telling me nothing of substance happened to Han Solo between Solo and ANH?
I agree, the origins of the memorable elements of Han as a character in the movie were by and large pretty lame, but I personally didn't mind the juxtaposition of weird armor marauder dude turning out to be girl freedom fighter. But again, my expectations for this movie going into it were in the absolute toilet, so maybe I was just easily amused.It's a passable half-watch. That's about the best I can give it. Nearly everything iconic about Han Solo was apparently bestowed upon him within like 3 days? His ship, the Kessel run, his pistol, him shooting first, the life debt with Chewie. I'm amazed he didn't find some blue pants with a red stripe on the side. I was really looking forward to that explanation. I guess they were saving something for a sequel.
Oh, but not everything happens during then. Let's not forget his name was dispassionately assigned to him by a fucking TSA agent. Also Han Solo helps start the rebellion. Great....
It's real fucking stupid.
Was the reveal of cool-armor girl supposed to mean something? Was the twist that she was a girl? Are we still at that point? I thought it was supposed to be Woody Harrelson's daughter, but nope... it's a girl and I am shocked...
It's a fucking lazy hackjob devoid of much personality.