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Someone at my workplace enters the bathroom stall, sits down, starts shitting, then opens a Coke

Mullet2000

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...and begins drinking it. This person is a repeat offender. I heard it last month and now, sitting here with my pants at my ankles, I just heard it again. You're sitting in relative silence other than bodily noises and then:

KC-TISSSS

GLUGGLUGGLUG

AHHHH

What do I do with this information? Has anyone else encountered a soft-drink-shitter? This seems too hilarious to not share with the rest of the world somehow.
 
Jonnax

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Some dude brought a laptop into a stall and was in a Skype call.

As I was walking out out the toilet .

I'm still confused.
 
Swauny Jones

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I have an articling student here at my work who does this shit, but instead of coke the dude opens a bag of chips and munches through the dam bag.
 
Urban Scholar

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AHAHAHA.

why would someone engage in that while going to the restroom?

I cringe when I see people bring drinks into the restroom & leave it at the sink or take with them
 

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LMAO.

Wonder if he is hidding it from someone and does it regurarily.

Or they might just be very werid. But that can't be healty (both drinking Coke AND while on the shitter).
 
Dalek

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At my old job, my friend was in the bathroom and heard some dude talking on his cell while in a stall. My friend was washing up when all of a sudden the stall door opened up and the dude walks out with his pants around his ankles, still talking on the phone and casually waddles up to the sink to start washing up.
 
Wintermute

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that is definitely somewhere a little higher on the echelon of what constitutes weird.

tbh having a good shit is one of life's small pleasures, so cracking opne a nice cool coke whilst going seems like a galaxy mind move.

hang on....

how do you know it's a coke? o_O
 
LL_Decitrig

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This isn't the kind of thing I'd do whilst on the throne, but it's a harmless foible and hardly worth starting a thread over.
 
gutshot

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1963-Things-Go-Better-with-Coke.jpg
 
Rackham

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Whitemex said:
In Vegas, some bathroom stalls have cup holders
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I can slightly understand this because you don't want to leave your drink unattended in a place where people can easily take advantage of you. Better to bring it with you in a bathroom then someone slipping you a roofie or something.
 
sir_crocodile

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wonder if they realise turd particles are floating around and probably go down the throat with the cola

always the real thing
 
Zeno

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Makes sense. If you eat and drink at the toilet, you don't have to worry about making your way there afterwards.
 
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Mullet2000

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Woolley

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I don't really see a problem with it. If I have to shit when eating a sandwich or something I'll just take it into the bathroom with me.
 
blinky

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That's disgusting. Coke is just empty calories -- you should be drinking water instead.
 
molnizzle

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I'm gonna have to try this.

With beer though, which is what I assume work dude is doing too.
 
CoolOff

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sir_crocodile said:
wonder if they realise turd particles are floating around and probably go down the throat with the cola

always the real thing
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I mean, that happens at your house as well. It's not like the turd particles decide to only stay in one room.

Where do you store your toothbrush? You know, the tool you use to keep your mouth clean?
 
vypek

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Never heard someone drinking a beverage but I have heard someone eating something very crunchy. I can't imagine someone being that hungry and starved that they just have to eat when there are multiple people shitting in the room
 
Meows

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I was creeped out when I went to the bathroom and this man was in a business call while pooping.. probably one of the most disgusting things I have witnessed. It wasn't like you couldn't hear him do his #2 either.
 
Kyougar

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it is either beer
or a sugary drink and the dude is on a low-carb diet officially.
 
Wintermute

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Mullet2000 said:
I guess it could be any canned beverage, I just assumed coke.
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yeah tbh the idea it's beer seems more likely than anything else. hell i've worked in offices where they used to spray wd40 on top of the cisterns so that people would stop doing coke on them - drinking booze in a cubicle doesn't seem far fetched.
 
Rigbones

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That's disgusting.. But you're probably also getting fecal matter on your phone screen by posting this while on the toilet :)
 
830920

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Sounds pretty great to be honest. I usually brew a cup of coffee first thing when I wake up, then drink it while taking my morning shit.
 

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One of the many reasons not to do number 2 in a public bathroom. If I want to spread out with a can of sody pop while I do my business, I don't want some weirdos listening in and judging me.
 

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Sounds like they're having a good time, maybe bring a coke with you next time?

Also, hope your poop went well OP.
 
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