Star Wars |OT2| This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them! [NO IX SPOILERS]

BDS

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I think the moment I realized TLJ discussion was not worth having and would degrade my brain cells was a day or two after release when somebody on here tried to tell me that your mom jokes are "anachronistic" and "too modern for Star Wars." Your mom jokes are the oldest form of humor in existence.
 

SELIG

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Oct 27, 2017
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my favorite bit of humor from TLJ is during Poe's crank call to Hux, when Poe is calling him General Hugs the whole time and Hux does not notice, just replies "YES THIS IS GENERAL HUX"

my favorite bit from the TLJ panel at the last celebration was Rian's "OF COURSE THERE"S A TRAILER!!" that was so hype.
 

JB1981

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I think the moment I realized TLJ discussion was not worth having and would degrade my brain cells was a day or two after release when somebody on here tried to tell me that your mom jokes are "anachronistic" and "too modern for Star Wars." Your mom jokes are the oldest form of humor in existence.
I’m a big fan of TLJ but I do think some of the comedy, like the iron press, the your momma joke and Luke milking the fat water creature did have a different quality of humor than what’s come before (OT specifically). It’s a little “out there”, almost Spaceballs-ish.
 

SELIG

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thala siren moment was wonderful I'm so glad they put something weird like that in there.
 

BDS

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It's wild how many people think "drinking breast milk" is the line that TLJ crossed. Like where do you think people drank milk from for millennia
 

MMarston

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Oct 27, 2017
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You mean the same franchise where two people who had zero interaction since they were pre-teens/teens suddenly fall madly in love in a matter of days?
 

PopQuiz

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Dec 11, 2017
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It blows my mind that people don’t like that scene. Not only is it the best scene of the movie imo, it may just be my favorite scene of any Star Wars movie ever. “We are what they grow beyond” is definitely my favorite line ever, the whole conversation and interaction is so powerful at laying out clearly (or it should be) what the movies message is yet also totally absolutely nostalgic in the best possible way. I actually hope we never get another Yoda scene in a movie again because that ones never gonna be topped, ever, it’s the perfect send off.

But nope. “Force ghosts can’t do that!” 🤯

For that matter, Luke’s ending is also fuckin perfection, I almost wish we weren’t gonna get his ghost (almost) and while I originally thought it was crazy that they killed him off right after Han, in retrospect I dunno if anyone could have given him a better death than Rian did, so I’m kinda glad then.

“Eeeyyyhhhaaaaa that’s not how the force works!”
It’s the best scene in all of Star Wars in my mind, too. Just the pinnacle of what this whole thing is about. Funny, emotional, introspective, magical and inspirational.
 

Einchy

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Rey's reaction to Luke drinking the tiddie milk will never not be the best thing ever.
 

Einchy

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Rey has to look away from both Luke's tiddy drinking and Kylo's big and beautiful torso. Those Skywalker bois need to leave Rey alone.
 

PopQuiz

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Yo, thought I'd share this somewhere where people might think it's cool. My wife and I are going on vacation to Ireland in a couple weeks and there's boat tours around Skellig Michael! So she bought us tickets. It's weather permitting, but they say you can get pretty close and maybe see some whales, too.

So stoked.
 

MMarston

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Oct 27, 2017
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Yo, thought I'd share this somewhere where people might think it's cool. My wife and I are going on vacation to Ireland in a couple weeks and there's boat tours around Skellig Michael! So she bought us tickets. It's weather permitting, but they say you can get pretty close and maybe see some whales, too.

So stoked.
Looks like one of us is gonna be sucking some alien whale tiddies next month.
 

JB1981

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Oct 28, 2017
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Green milk was awesome! It's like one of those moments where Luke the farmboy leaks through instead of Luke the Jedi. "I need to get this chick to beat it, this'll do!"
Whenever I try to discuss TLJ with my close friends or brothers who grew up as HUGE SW fans but who all uniformly hated TLJ, all they say is "blue titty juice" and that's basically a conversation ender. Like, that's literally all they think needs to be said to prove their point that TLJ was garbage.
 
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BDS

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Oct 25, 2017
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Men love tiddy until you remind them what tiddy is actually used for biologically and then they get grossed out for some reason
 

Reven Wolf

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Me when I'm reminded tiddy is biological:

Lmao!



Yo, thought I'd share this somewhere where people might think it's cool. My wife and I are going on vacation to Ireland in a couple weeks and there's boat tours around Skellig Michael! So she bought us tickets. It's weather permitting, but they say you can get pretty close and maybe see some whales, too.

So stoked.
That's fucking awesome!

If the weather let's it happen please post pictures!
 

Surfinn

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Yo, thought I'd share this somewhere where people might think it's cool. My wife and I are going on vacation to Ireland in a couple weeks and there's boat tours around Skellig Michael! So she bought us tickets. It's weather permitting, but they say you can get pretty close and maybe see some whales, too.

So stoked.
Take some pics!! Nice man
 

MagicHobo

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Oct 27, 2017
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Me when I'm reminded tiddy is biological:

Man my biggest worry leading up to TLJ was definitely that Mark Hamill wouldn't be able to bring it and his scenes would end up kinda like some of the clumsy Leia scenes in TFA, especially based on various recent live action roles he'd had (i.e. The Flash, Kingsman). That would have been a huge bummer, for them to revisit a hero and leave me underwhelmed. But no, he fucking brought it (Carrie Fisher too, much better than in TFA).
 
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Einchy

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Man my biggest worry leading up to TLJ was definitely that Mark Hamill wouldn't be able to bring it kinda like some of the clumsy Leia scenes in TFA, especially based on various recent live action roles he'd had (i.e. The Flash, Kingsman). That would have been a huge bummer, for them to revisit a hero and leave me underwhelmed. But no, he fucking brought it (Carrie Fisher too, much better than in TFA).
Yeah, I had the same exacts thoughts leading to the movie. I love Mark but he’s not really the greatest actor ever, you know. His performance surprised me by just how goddamn good it was, he was able to go toe to toe with great actors like Daisy and Adam and not seem out of place.

I’ve probably said this a billion times now but his performance is fantastic when he’s telling Rey what really happened in the hut.
 

Vashetti

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I had no idea we had a new thread, I was wondering why the old OT wasn't getting new posts in my Watched Threads.
 

Einchy

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Watched Blindspotting just now (holy shit, fantastic movie) and kept wondering where I had seen this character before:

It was Iden Versio!


It was killing me that I couldn't place her.
 

JB1981

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Oct 28, 2017
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I have a new theory for Episode 9. What if Rey is offered the power to bring back her parents (a callback to Anakin offered the power to save Padme) and this puts her on the path to the dark side. Idk I just watched the Anakin/Sheev opera scene again (still a great scene btw) and it me think of it.
 

Reven Wolf

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Oct 25, 2017
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I have a new theory for Episode 9. What if Rey is offered the power to bring back her parents (a callback to Anakin offered the power to save Padme) and this puts her on the path to the dark side. Idk I just watched the Anakin/Sheev opera scene again (still a great scene btw) and it me think of it.
I don't think that would fit, especially after accepting that her parents were nobodies that sold her.

I could see her being tempted to the Darkside in an attempt to save those she cares about. Mainly because of her lack of caution/fear towards it.
 

Surfinn

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I don't think that would fit, especially after accepting that her parents were nobodies that sold her.

I could see her being tempted to the Darkside in an attempt to save those she cares about. Mainly because of her lack of caution/fear towards it.
I can definitely see Kylo tempting her with Finn's life, somebody he hates
 

MMarston

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Oct 27, 2017
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One idea I had back during the TFA days was that somewhere down the line, Rey would get mortally wounded and "die" in IX, but either Luke or Leia do some whacky force hijinks and pass their lifeforce to save her at the expense of theirs.

A half-literal, half-figurative handover of the Skywalker legacy, if you will.
 

Lifejumper

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One idea I had back during the TFA days was that somewhere down the line, Rey would get mortally wounded and "die" in IX, but either Luke or Leia do some whacky force hijinks and pass their lifeforce to save her at the expense of theirs.

A half-literal, half-figurative handover of the Skywalker legacy, if you will.
lmao can you imagine the fan meltdowns