I mean it's the title, it makes sense the title would relate to the product
on the other hand this why the game was renamed canis canem edit in the uk, because all the tabloids saw the name and immediately claimed it was a game about being a bully.
I suppose the whole point isn't to entice the audience with a map. Like you said, who cares.
It was one of the best games of that era. You can make anything sound bad with a generic description. "Zelda is about a boy running around the woods."
The title was very deliberate and an attempt to outrage parents at the time. From what I recall in the game you actually played as a pretty good kid.