Sylvester Stallone designed a pen...and a watch.

[gutterboy44]

can't wait to see this in Creed 2

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Nah man, he will have to do a whole new limited pen. " I wanted to design a pen that could be held while wearing boxing gloves, cause you know boxers have a lot to say, and sometimes they say it with their fists and other times they say it with the power of the written word."

 

[Qwark]

It's like SNL's Hermes handbag skit mixed with really awful video game footage. The trailer would be funny if it didn't go on for so long.

 

[iksenpets]

Fuck it, I want their "Hamilton" pen. A pen for the true Alexander Hamilton aficionado. https://www.montegrappa.com/en/special/alexanderhamilton.html

I highly suggest you read their informational section on Hamilton for a good laugh. Can you guess what they left out? Hint: It was the event he is most known for and would happen at the very end.

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Ok, the Chaos pen is fucking hilarious for all its bombast, but this thing is the champion of low-key tackiness. It's like a pen for people who love the ten-dollar bill.

 

[BrassDragon]

Looks like cosmetics you'd buy in a microtransaction store.

Holy shit at that commercial. I thought the silver and gold pens were about to make savage love at one point.

 

[Catdaddy]

They made 300 of these shitty watches and they're still readily available for the low low price of $6500.

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333? Why not 666? They must have run out of gaudy...

 

[Guts Of Thor]

I'd buy one if I could set the alarm to shout "Adrian!"

 

[GrubChub]

That commercial looks like a cutscene from Dragon Lore.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Ed Hardy: the watch

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100%

 

[Sec0nd]

That is so much worse than I was expecting lol. How is that even possible?

 

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[DeltaRed]

He's actually a really talented artist, I can believe he genuinely did help design them, like the initial sketches,

 

[BWoog]

333? Why not 666? They must have run out of gaudy...

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333 silver ones, 333 gold ones.

 

[gutterboy44]

I don't know how I missed this video gold that has been hiding for 5 years but I am glad to finally come across it and going down the whole Montegrappa rabbit hole has been hilarious. Their entire website is full of horrendous pens. Just a reminder that you can't buy taste. I now look forward to one day seeing someone with a dumb pen from this company and getting so say, "Nice Montegrappa bro!"

 

[Saganator]

Ugh I can't believe I wasted some mobile data on that YouTube video.

 

[Felt]

That was uh. Damn at least we got the origin story for everything though. Skull from Mr skeleton, snake from the snake, and it caught the fuckin sword.

Just take all my money

 

[Kaako]

Hahah just wtf. Ghastly.

 

[DJMicLuv]

FUCK YEAH!!!

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Them's pens for mens.

 

[navii]

Good to see:



Is finding work.

 

[VariantX]

These look akin to parody items like the dethphones from metalocalypse.

 

[Deleted member 16516]

That watch can rival even Hublot's most gaudy designs.

 

[DJMicLuv]

Is that a level from Soul Calibur half way through?

 

[Chris McQueen]

Possessed by the spirit of Ed Hardy. Fucking hell.

 

[doof_warrior]

who wants to own chaos watch #1? https://www.ebay.com/itm/MONTEGRAPP...ITED-EDITION-001-333-WATCH-BNIB-/372471263966

 

[Robochimp]

Those would make sweet beyblades.

 

[Squarehard]

Writing and keeping track of time...TO THE EXTREME!

 

[Carolina Reaper]

Horrible and yet still better looking than any Apple Watch.

 

[Deleted member 2109]

These look like joke things Tenacious D would wear. What the hell.

 

[supernormal]

OP wasn't kidding about that video. Yikes!

 

[IsThatHP]

would be caught dead having any of these ostentatious eyesores near my amiibo collection.

 

[loquaciousJenny]

Imagine the envy from Patrick Bateman had Stallone been in the room with his chaos business card

 

[RoninStrife]

A pen and watch Drake stumbles upon in a cave left by pirates in Madagascar.

 

[Turbo Tu-Tone]

Yeah, both of those are hideous. If he does a Judge Dredd version, however, I'm there day one.

 

[Tom Nook]

LOL. Too much.

 

[Captain Tuttle]

Hahaha those are terrible

 

[Fedeuy]

Dat Psx cgi quality.

 

[barit]

There are not enough skulls on the watch and pen. No buy

 

[Tom Nook]

FUCK YEAH!!!

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HAHAHAHAHA.

Skulls, Snakes, fires, explosions: so full of testosterone.

 

[Parch]

good grief
I legitimately feel sorry for the fools who buy that and think it's cool.

 

[Hoo-doo]

I am a huge nerd for quality writing equipment. This is probably the ugliest pen i've ever laid eyes on.

The trailer is fucking wild with the 90's CG tho.

 

[PSqueak]

I think there is a certain charm about how ugly and trashy they are.

 

[Deleted member 6263]

Ed Hardy was my first thought as well. And my gawd that video was amazing. I've seen children's nursery rhymes on youtube that look better than that.

 

[Falchion]

That's so bad.

 

[Deleted member 6263]

~$6000 for the pen or watch, sounds like a steal.

Also, these reviews are pretty funny.
https://www.amazon.com/Montegrappa-...006QZ4CBG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

 

[Deleted member 437]

I wouldn't wear that shit even if someone gave it to me for free......

Fuck. You would look like such a fucking dork, haha.

 

[Elliott]

Edit: beaten a page ago

 

[TheDestructiveSquirrel]

How much does this monstrosity cost?


Glad to see I was beaten lol...

Ed hardy would prob say this is tacky

 

[julia crawford]

damn that's fucking RAD

 

[Airegin]

I'm picturing Stallone designing this the same way Homer Simpson designed his own car.

"I want a skull here, here, and here! You can never find a good skull when you are mad!"

 

[Fantus]

Welp, now I know what's going on MY Christmas list.

 

[Triggerhappytel]

Good grief, that video is wonderful. Did they steal unused CGI from Deathtrap Dungeon to make it?!

Did he actually design these, or did he tell someone he'd make them with skulls and snakes and someone else did the actual work?

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Probably the latter. Pretend he was involved, get him in the marketing, give him a fat cheque for the voiceover and a couple of days' work.

FUCK YEAH!!!

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It's like a parody. It's hilarious!