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Ted Cruz says Space Force is necessary to prevent space pirates

Oct 25, 2017
1,721
#55
I'm not exactly sure what exactly a Space Force could do to prevent this, but the CIA has stolen satellites before. I'd assume preventing others from stealing ours is a fairly reasonable concern. Though once again not sure how a Space Force could prevent this.
 
Aug 6, 2018
173
#64
Samus got us covered Ted, don't worry.

You know, If the government wanted to admit the existence of aliens without causing too much panic, having Trump announce it would be the best way to do it.

The portion of the country that would actually believe him already believe a bunch of horsehit anyways and the rest of us would just ignore it as another incoherent rambling episode.
 
Oct 25, 2017
798
Longview
#83
Alright, so what contractors are Trump and Ted Cruz related to that would have trillions of dollars pointlessly pumped into them for this?

Pure fucking lunacy aside, that's the only reason for this to be a thing.
 
Oct 25, 2017
3,307
#93
OK, ive been drinking, but bare with me...

imagine aliens were real and our government has been keeping them a secret for the public for some time. How would Trump and the Trump administration react?


thats right - SPACE FORCE.
 
Dec 22, 2017
1,530
#94
The only positive thing about the downward spiral of the GOP is that at some point they'll become so dumb that they simply loose the ability to speak human language.

Congress 2030: Rep. Blurb Graaahh III (R-AL): "Urghhl, muooh, urrrth,... rerrrr!" *starts to drool uncontrollably over the mic*
 
Oct 30, 2017
4,055
San Diego
#95
OK, ive been drinking, but bare with me...

imagine aliens were real and our government has been keeping them a secret for the public for some time. How would Trump and the Trump administration react?


thats right - SPACE FORCE.
There is already a conspiracy theory about this. They would stage a false flag operation that looks like an alien invasion, so that way the military industrial complex grows even more since we would need more advance weapons to combat them.