Ted Cruz says Space Force is necessary to prevent space pirates

[alexi52]

 

[Razorrin]

He's Right, they're a Menace!

Absolutely Rediculous, these freaking Charlatans...

 

[Smurf]

Someone has to stop Matt Damon

 

[Dest]

 

[Mugsy]

 

[Akira86]

you'll never stop us

er...i mean....space pirates? who ever heard of such a thing?

 

[TheCthultist]

What yar is it?!

 

[Charismagik]

Well, he ain't lyin'.....ted

 

[ZeroX]

He's right

 

[ClickyCal']

 

[Rhomega]

 

[Yerffej]

What yar is it?!

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This is equally terrible and good. *salute*

 

[FUME5]

For fucks sake.

 

[Soapbox Killer]

I'm into it!

 

[Sulik2]

Maybe in a hundred years if climate change doesn't wipe out civilization as we now it. RIght now getting to space is so expensive and will be for so many decades to come no one is gonna go steal satellites. Ted Cruz is an idiot, I just like thinking about the realities of an early space based civ too much I think.

 

[TheCthultist]

This is equally terrible and good. *salute*

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I aim to both please and disappoint at all times

 

[Quantum Leap]

Don't forget about them dirty space cowboys

 

[Korigama]

This guy watched Outlaw Star and thought it was a documentary.

 

[Zen]

Need a special force called Space Cowboys to top it off.

 

[Bakercat]

You see that guys, space pirates. We got fucking space pirates in outer space. That's just fucking great...

 

[Deleted member 33533]

Don't be too harsh on him. Ridley killed his parents.

 

[The Silver]

 

[Knight613]

Did they just watch Guardians of the Galaxy

 

[Godzilla's Left Toe]

Those damn whalers on the moon

 

[Dale Copper]

 

[Brazil]

How funny is it that this absolute loser is now stuck wiping Trump's idiotic ass after being completely humiliated by him in front of the entire country?

Republicans are so pathetic.

 

[Surakian]

Space...pirates?

Can't we get space bounty hunters or space cowboys?

 

[TheGreatDirector]

 

[ClickyCal']

Space...pirates?

Can't we get space bounty hunters or space cowboys?

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Samus costs a lot.

 

[Freezasaurus]

 

[Marvie]

How funny is it that this absolute loser is now stuck wiping Trump's idiotic ass after being completely humiliated by him in front of the entire country?

Republicans are so pathetic.

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They really are. Lol

 

[Xyer]

Gomu gomu UFO.

 

[mikeys_legendary]

Lol, Space Pirates.

 

[BizzyBum]

Trump already knew this.

 

[wisdom0wl]

huh

didn't know it was 3019

 

[iJul@1502]

And now we just waiting for Bounty Hunter

 

[sibarraz]

You all motherfuckers will stop laughing at the idea of a space force once the Zeon Empire invade us

 

[Deleted member 7279]

How funny is it that this absolute loser is now stuck wiping Trump's idiotic ass after being completely humiliated by him in front of the entire country?

Republicans are so pathetic.

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Bernie Sanders was stuck doing the same thing for Hillary Clinton after the convention.

 

[Jersey_Tom]

 

[ToddBonzalez]

Man, Republicans rule.

 

[RustyNails]

No lies detected.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

And I thought the space force lowkey confirmed aliens already

This is high key AF

 

[Brazil]

Bernie Sanders was stuck doing the same thing for Hillary Clinton after the convention.

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I don't recall seeing Bernie having to publicly go to bat to defend some inane crap Hillary just randomly decided to tweet about one day while in the bathroom.

 

[Rad Bandolar]

Ted Cruz forever scarred by early-'80s HBO

 

[Keikaku]

He's right

 

[Punchline]

was anyone going to tell me ted cruz grew a beard or was i supposed to find it out when he was talking about space pirates

 

[TimeFire]

I think Big Money Salvia's tweets finally got to the man

 

[t26]

 

[rpm]

Space pirates are real? And not a single one of you told me that being a space pirate was something I could be doing with my life?

fuck all of you

 

[Ithil]

Ridley flies to Congress to tell him what for