Why would you want to prevent space pirates? Like, when space ships become commercially viable in a few centuries, that'd be the coolest job ever!
It's the space herpes he really worries about.
How funny is it that this absolute loser is now stuck wiping Trump's idiotic ass after being completely humiliated by him in front of the entire country?
Republicans are so pathetic.
Is there a high level of arsenic in the water in America? So many politicians are beyond bat shit insane.
First thing that came to mind. Gotta get Harlock, he can't be allowed to roam space freely LOL.
That's obviously a space privateer.Can somebody tell Ted that isn't what a space pirate would be.