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Terrible Life Lessons Video Games Can Teach Us
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Taking psychedelic flowers (atropa belladonna?) can make you spit hot fyah!
Wait, maybe that is not so terrible.
Wait, maybe that is not so terrible.
No matter how many people your childhood friend murders, you have to protect him from facing justice. At any chance that he can be killed or captured, you must ensure that does not happen so he can murder more people. Remember, friendship is more important than peoples lives.
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Haha, to add onto this,
MGS5: Even if you're in the middle of nowhere, and a random box appears, don't worry about it. There is nothing of concern in the mystery box
Getting into a relationship with the girl (or guy) of your dreams literally only requires you to recite specific lines or phrases at them.
Incidentally, this is pretty much the exact attitude "nice guys" have. When their crush doesn't default to being with them, it's her that's breaking the rules.
Incidentally, this is pretty much the exact attitude "nice guys" have. When their crush doesn't default to being with them, it's her that's breaking the rules.
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How about these ones? :P
Animal Crossing: Should you ever take some time to leave town for a little, just remember that no one is going to clean up your yard, or squash the bugs in your house
Metroid Prime: If you ever find yourself in a strange new land, remember to exterminate everything on site. It's all out to get you
Animal Crossing: Should you ever take some time to leave town for a little, just remember that no one is going to clean up your yard, or squash the bugs in your house
Metroid Prime: If you ever find yourself in a strange new land, remember to exterminate everything on site. It's all out to get you
When making a new friend in a new town, the correct way to cement that friendship into a lifelong bond is to find the local source of their personal troubles and kill everybody in the room, thus freeing them from any obligations and legal consequences associated with it.
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Lol, that may be true!
I saw a good Pokemon one earlier, so here's another
Pokemon: You can keep all the pets you want, as long as you have the storage for them!
Also from Pokemon: never leave a trash can unsearched. You may find some treasure inside.
People won't pursue you across any sort of significant demarcation. If you're being chased by a gang (or a bear, or whatever) just step across the line out of city limits or walk into a mall. They won't follow.
Any JRPG: If you're a standard skinny shy silent japanese boy, you're very likely gonna be surounded by a harem of fully developed huge boobs women with a crazy interest in you... for some unknown reason.
And you get to date them.
All of them sometimes.
And that's no big deal most of the times too, you know, after all boys will be boys.
And you get to date them.
All of them sometimes.
And that's no big deal most of the times too, you know, after all boys will be boys.
All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it. It grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness from whence it came. You see, darkness is the heart's TRUE essence.
People will always be pleased to repeat you the same line again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again... You can run into them, slap them in the face, they will stand still and be happy to say you the same.
Your answer is always the greatest, even more when you say nothing.
Your choice matters... Yes or No?
>No
Your choice matters... Yes or No?
>No
Your choice matters... Yes or No?
>Yes
True! You are free.
Your answer is always the greatest, even more when you say nothing.
Your choice matters... Yes or No?
>No
Your choice matters... Yes or No?
>No
Your choice matters... Yes or No?
>Yes
True! You are free.
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Thank you sir.
I will do my best and not dissapoint you.
I may regain my faith if I find something.
*keep checking pipes and blocks*
;-)
No matter how much you enjoy life or everything you do to mend everyone's worrys, you shall be meet with a terrible fate, wont you?