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Deleted member 8861

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 26, 2017
10,564
The "train like an agent!" angle is fucking hilarious. Nobody other than 9yo boys is going to fall for that
 

Fergie

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
3,882
England m8.
A week later:

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Sinfamy

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
1,724
"It only tracks your fitness progress guys, don't worry about all those other system permissions".
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ZealousD

Community Resettler
Member
Oct 25, 2017
2,303
Guys, the FBI already knows your movements, they don't need to release a fitness map to know what you're doing.
 

Dust

C H A O S
Member
Oct 25, 2017
32,283
Wow, what a great app! Definitely tell all your friends to download it, especially those that might partake in some weird activites (not like I am curious or anything haha).

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BrassDragon

Member
Oct 26, 2017
3,154
The Netherlands
We have this for our national police force; it's not spyware, just something to help cut down on the number of applicants who fail physical fitness tests at selection and re-certification. Just bringing that number down a percentage or or two saves millions in wasted time and manpower over time.

They don't need something so blatant to spy on people's devices. But I guess the joke is too good to pass up.
 

Rand a. Thor

Banned
Oct 31, 2017
10,213
Greece
Well at least they are being up front and dystopian about it, I appreciate honesty instead of backdoors and Google playing the good guys.
 

sialnez

Member
Oct 27, 2017
69
Mueller reaaaaally betting on the wrong horse here if he's thinking he could get to the orange clown via the sports angle...
 

Taki

Attempt to circumvent a ban with an alt account
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
5,308
ok who here is gonna download it and report back?
 
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Regulus Tera

Regulus Tera

Member
Oct 25, 2017
19,458
We have this for our national police force; it's not spyware, just something to help cut down on the number of applicants who fail physical fitness tests at selection and re-certification. Just bringing that number down a percentage or or two saves millions in wasted time and manpower over time.
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