Love and Thunder is going to begin with the Guardians dumping Thor in the middle of space somewhere for being a drunken mess, and then Valkyrie finds out, feels she has to go find him, and ends up bringing Jane along because she was working with inaccurate old information that they were dating.
But then! It turns out that Jane actually dumped Thor because she realized she was a lesbian and Valkyrie and Jane fall in love, get married, and forget about Thor.
Post credits scene of Thor floating in the middle of space wondering where Valkyrie is. The end.
I'm fine with this as long as we get a steamy Thor/Darcy aftercredits love scene to make up for it