The POTUS currently having a meltdown on twitter

[Taki]

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Possibly related to incoming news set to drop later today...

The Mueller Russia Investigation: A Full Docket Of Developments Set For Friday
https://www.npr.org/2018/12/06/6738...-a-full-docket-of-developments-set-for-friday

Here's your soundtrack to go with it:

 

[Sky Chief]

Yes, this is hilarious! Shaudenfreude at it's very best! Mueller obviously about to drop some bombs!

 

[ahoyhoy]

Love how it takes him a full 10 minutes to type out each one of those sentences.

Chubby fingers must be quaking in anger

 

[OMEGALUL]

More indictments from Rosenstein today?

 

[Jpop]

Oh, boy. Hello Person #1, top of the list to you.

 

[Sky Chief]

"bye the way" I am the smartest president ever hur dur

 

[Broken Joystick]

It's another day ending in Y, then?

 

[Grimm Fandango]

"bye the way"

Dumb asshole.

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[Melkezadek]

He tweets read like a copy-paste

Are Trumpsters really not bored of this song and dance? I just don't understand how thinking people could look at that and go "Yea, totally innocent".

He's such a fucking child. How do these people function in real life when they can't even identity a man who is clearly full of shit. How am I supposed to respect their intelligence?

 

[cameron]

Spoiler: Twitter Text

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1

Reminder of today's events:

* Mueller and SDNY prosecutors detail Michael Cohen's cooperation

* Mueller outlines Manafort's "crimes and lies" that led to the cancellation of his cooperation agreement

* Comey goes behind closed doors with the Judiciary and Oversight Committees




Matthew Miller @matthewamiller

Trump praising Enron as a great company is not a defense I saw coming. Who says they don't have a plan for dealing with Mueller?

 

[Sei]

The "but Hillary" defense won't hold up in court buddy.

 

[Jpop]

"bye the way" I am the smartest president ever hur dur

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"bye the way"

Dumb asshole.

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🤣🤣🤣

 

[PhaZe 5]

Pls Mueller

Pls

 

[Taki]

But wait, there's more. he's still typing

 

[spookyduzt]

Gonna be a fun day.

 

[Jpop]

But wait, there's more. he's still typing

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Bombs are definitely going off. What a beautiful capstone to the week.

 

[gaiadyne]

Some shit's about to go down today 😎. I love Fridays!

 

[Sky Chief]

To answer his questions, I doubt Mueller's report will mention any of those things but I'm pretty sure it's going to mention Trump, his family, and Russia a lot. Cheer up Donald!

 

[Camwi]

Woof, you weren't joking. Shit-for-brains has spent over an hour now typing multiple tweets that should've taking minutes.

 

[n8 dogg]

Governments have been run by people as openly despotic, cruel, and evil. Never have they been run by someone so fucking stupid.

 

[Rebel1]

More indictments from Rosenstein today?

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Actually, a report on manafort is expected

 

[Vestal]

But wait, there's more. he's still typing

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[Glasfrut]

Love how it takes him a full 10 minutes to type out each one of those sentences.

Chubby fingers must be quaking in anger

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I'm starting to think he uses those 10 minutes to Google "facts". There's no way Trump know anything about the people he just listed.

 

[UnluckyKate]

he's been watching fox & friend ? He's spitting out what he saw on tv again ?

 

[Jpop]

Governments have been run by people as openly despotic, cruel, and evil. Never have they been run by someone so fucking stupid.

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They probably have, Twitter just wasn't around yet. 😂

 

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Wait, I thought Comey refused to go behind closed doors?

 

[Temascos]

Stephen Colbert is gonna be in a "DOT DOT dotdotdot" mode when he gets around to this twitter meltdown. Looking forward to when the next bits of info come out of the Mueller probe, Trump is not doing himself any favours with these rants and I couldn't be happier :)

 

[Deleted member 42641]

Even hes feeling the energy from the joker reveal

 

[Bananastand]

Please let it end today I am so fucking sick of this guy

 

[Sky Chief]

Wait, I thought Comey refused to go behind closed doors?

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He agreed after they said the entire transcript would be released

 

[BWoog]

"And his lovely wife Molly"

Christ that makes me ill.

 

[FaceHugger]

Big prosecutor energy

 

[less]

Thanks, Trump, for letting us know that it is going to be a fun day.

 

[LukeOP]

what about Hillary's pets? Will they be on top of the report? What about Mueller's paperboy? Witch HUNT

 

[NekoFever]

Is Leakin' Lyin' James Comey the new Power Rangers series?

 

[Malleymal]

Mueller comin yo!

 

[Deleted member 2254]

Another day, another set of idiocies by this illiterate projecting guy. Thing is, we've seen such "totally gonna ride this side against all evidence and logic" political messages in social media these years, but the POTUS doing them is a new level of fuckery.

 

[Yerffej]

K. What's cookin today, Mr. Mueller? Fill me up for the weekend.

 

[OléGunner]

he's been watching fox & friend ? He's spitting out what he saw on tv again ?

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Maybe its Fox, but considering all the Mueller updates we getting today, I expect he's been told about what's coming through and patently freaking out.

 

[BowieZ]

Bombzaldroppen on this mofo please Godbert Mueller.

 

[Carn]

So, today:
* Mueller and SDNY prosecutors detail Michael Cohen's cooperation
* Mueller outlines Manafort's "crimes and lies" that led to the cancellation of his cooperation agreement
* Comey goes behind closed doors with the Judiciary and Oversight Committees

 

[LukeOP]

I bet the kids are getting indicted today.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

How nice of the president to make his enemies list so accessible to all of the would-be bombers out there.

 

[ahoyhoy]

Wait, I thought Comey refused to go behind closed doors?

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He might be required to if we he was subpoena'd

 

[Fliesen]

I'm starting to think he uses those 10 minutes to Google "facts". There's no way Trump know anything about the people he just listed.

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Other than Bruce Ohr's wife is like ... totally lovely!
(but not actually named Molly, but rather 'Nellie')

 

[Infinity Times Two]

Haven't we learned yet that it doesn't mean something is happening, it might just be a segment on Fox News.

 

[Canoli316]

Happy Friday!

 

[sgtnosboss]

What the fuck did I just read

 

[Ponn]

He's a fucking moron.

 

[Binabik15]

A foreign head of state - worse, a spy/terrorist posing as one - could start a major international incident by tweeting shit at Trump. Maybe the military wouldn't act on any orders given by him (kinda a win for the instigator in itself), but treaties or negotiations could certainly be impacted.

Yikes.