WE'RE BACK! That was quick, right? By this show's standards? Some of you may remember our previous dalliances but I can assure you those were fever dreams brought on by your learning beds.
WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR INTREPID, uh, heroes? Sure, let's go with that...
The BLUE MORPHO was running amok, an elaborate plan to trap him went awry, everyone was partying, lots of people died (OR DID THEY), and, uh, read Wikipedia if you want more than that. I'll wait.
Here's a Season 7 CLIP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imas8bdkcDQ
Here's the Season 7 TRAILER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnCWXGYeGfs
Here's a recap of SEASONS 1-4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CHVLSY_Hrk
Here's a recap of SEASON 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2iltiQLSMo
Here's a recap of SEASON 6: GO MAKE ONE, LAZY BONES! Typical Adult Swim.
EPISODES! There will be TEN
updates as they air
ALERT! THESE GO LIVE FRIDAYS AT 5PM HERE: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros
1. The Venture Bros & the Curse of the Haunted Problem - Airing Sunday, August 5th.
WATCH IT NOW, HERE: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros/the-venture-bros-the-curse-of-the-haunted-problem/The Venture headquarters is either possessed, just regular haunted, or suffering from a computer glitch; Dr. Orpheus and the Order of the Triad are called upon to unlock the mystery.
2. The Rorqual Affair - Airing Sunday, August 12th.
Watch it here: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros/the-rorqual-affair/Deadly waters surround the Monarch when he becomes Wide Wale's prisoner.
3. Arrears In Science - Airing Sunday, August 19th.
Watch it here: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros/arrears-in-science/The Morphic Trilogy reaches its conclusion in a decades-spanning tale of friendship, betrayal, and mass murder that overwrites Venture history.
4. The High Cost of Loathing - Airing Sunday, August 26th.
Watch it here: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros/the-high-cost-of-loathing/The Monarch faces financial challenges as he attempts to rebuild his fiendish organization; Dean tries to establish a normal life outside of his father's shadow at sleep-away college.
5. The Anamorata Consequence - Airing Sunday, September 2nd.
Watch it here: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros/the-inamorata-consequence/NO SYNOPSIS RELEASED, JACKSON AND DOC FORGOT. Or something. My guide simply said "A scientist, his dim-witted children and their security guard battle enemies." Which is like, a description from Season 1. No wait, I found one on AS.com. The Venture family returns to their old compound where intrigue, danger, jackets, and diplomacy await.
6. The Bellicose Proxy - Airing Sunday, September 9th.
Watch it here: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros/the-bellicose-proxyThe Monarch and 21 play a deadly game of tutoring an inexperienced villain; a hot plate of danger is served up with a side of hilarity.
7. The Unicorn in Captivity - Airing Sunday, September 16th.
Watch it here: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros/the-unicorn-in-captivity/Dr. Venture's latest invention is a real game-changer, and the new game is deadly.
8. The Terminus Mandate - Airing Sunday, September 23rd.
Watch it here: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros/the-terminus-mandateThe members of the Guild Council must face their archrivals for one last time, while Doc happily falls into a black widow's deadly web.
9. The Forecast Manufacturer - Airing Sunday, September 30th.
Watch it here: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros/the-forecast-manufacturer/The city is hit with a mysterious blizzard that launches Team Venture into action; the Monarch and 21 are sent on a deadly mission to a secret island fortress.
10. SEASON FINALE - The Saphrax Protocol - Airing Sunday, October 7th
Watch it here: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-venture-bros/the-saphrax-protocol/Deep inside Guild Headquarters, the Monarch and 21 face their ultimate ordeal; the Venture brothers confront one of their own.
SHIRT CLUB!
updates as they're released
The first rule of Shirt Club is, you absolutely talk about Shirt Club 'cuz you'll be kicking yourself if you miss out.
We salute those that have come before: http://www.astrobasego.com/shirtarchives.html
This is the 4th (!) iteration of Shirt Club. True members of TEAM VENTURE have already subscribed. If you need some convincing, BEHOLD the amazing Sharky's Machine-inspired SUBSCRIBER SHIRT:
$180 for 11 t-shits + shipping, that's one per episode and the bonus subscriber shirt above. Sign-ups are open until MIDNIGHT, AUGUST 19TH. Each shirt, except for the subscriber's shirt, will be available individually after each episode airs likely at $20 a pop.
NOPE. YOU SNOOZED. YOU LOST. GOOD DAY, SIR. I SAID GOOD DAY.
REMINDER. These shirts are EXCLUSIVE, and they're not kidding when they say that. They stay up for ONE WEEK. If you miss out, they're gone forever. If you want one even a little, place an order without hesitation or regret it forever. Or pay eBay prices! Your call, moneybags!
WEEK 1
$20 -
NO LONGER AVAILABLE
WEEK 2
$20 -
NO LONGER AVAILABLE
WEEK 3
$20 -
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WEEK 4
$20 -
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WEEK 5
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WEEK 6
$20 -
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WEEK 7
$20 -
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WEEK 8
NO LONGER AVAILABLE
WEEK 9
NO LONGER AVAILABLE
WEEK 10
$20 - https://www.titmousestuff.com/collections/frontpage/products/week-10-guild-tenning
More updates to come! Be gentle, I am very bad at this.
THE MIND-BLOWING ART BOOK
https://www.amazon.com/Go-Team-Venture-Making-Bros/dp/1506704875/
Currently $27.19 on Amazon, this thing could derail a train and is packed with more information and art than I ever thought possible. Delayed for years, it's actually out and exceeded ALL of my expectations. I don't want to put too much else here about it (Amazon has a HUGE preview if that's more your speed), please pick one up. Every way we support this show contributes to more of it being made.
For tradition's sake, please enjoy a deliciously low-resolution Guild of Calamitous Intent wallpaper uploaded by Jackson during Season 1 that I fished off an old hard drive!
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