The worst review you'll ever read has hit Metacritic

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Aaronrules380

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Welcome to journalism in the age of the internet. Oftentimes there is no time or resources to make sure the writing is quality so they run it through the spellcheck and send it out the door (This is applies to more than just game reviews). It's a sad state of affairs.
You're assuming that some sites don't release reviews like this intentionally as part of an effort to draw clicks
 

Ferrasvansen

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In all honesty I don’t mind if it’s a bit easy, now that I’m in my 40s not sure I could handle the endless frustration then again I don’t want a walking simulator need a little challenge, but the discovering secrets will be a challenge itself.
 

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Man, everyone has their own opinion. Not everyone has to love every game. I was hoping we wouldn't see many threads like this on the new forum. It's just a review, if he wasn't as fond of the game as many other reviewers, so be it.
 

Virtu Al

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Having an opinion, even if it's an unpopular one is alright, especially if backed up by competent arguments. Insulting any reader or reviewer who might think otherwise isn't exactly what I'd call professional...I mean, he can still do it, but then he shouldn't be surprised if he's called a dick over it.

That said, an easy game can still be insanely entertaining. Entertainment in games doesn't come from challenge alone. But I guess I'll be testing that tomorrow. Can't wait!
 
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the issue isn't that it's an outlier score and people need to stop pretending that it is. And really this is representative of a wider issue where some outlets will purposefully create outlier scores with provocative language in an attempt to gain clicks and thus ad revenue. It's not a new thing and it's very real
I agree. But, again, that needs to be highlighted as the point of this thread. Without those details, people may get the idea that OP is shitting on a review simply because they do not agree with. Let's not bring old bad habits with us in this new era.

Nah, didn't give the link, nor anybody is going to visit that site ever. But MC should smarten up and filter these shitty reviews.
It's why Open Critic should be the standard for review score averages.
 

Ex-Psych

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Look at me. LOOK AT MEEEEEEE.

I'm different and daring!!!

Please look at me!

-is what this reviewer sounds like
 

HazySaiyan

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What a frigging edgelord. It's fine if you don't like the game (but then he give it a good score?) but you don't have to make out that anybody who does like it is some sort of mindless sheep.
 

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It’s not the score that bothers me at all, but the tone. Professional reviews should not be allowed to be that childish. It’s fine if you dislike the game, but less snark and attitude would be great. It’s rather insulting considering the amount of time and effort that goes into creating video games. At least have some respect when stating why you dislike a product real people spent years making.
 

Vadara

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Imagine caring this much that some random ass person on the internet doesn't like your favorite game.

But seriously, I have no idea why I'm supposed to take umbrage or care about this? It's a shitty review in a blog.
 

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I get it looks like it was poorly written review, but can we please not make a big deal of it? It's just one review.
 

Aaronrules380

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I agree. But, again, that needs to be highlighted as the point of this thread. Without those details, people may get the idea that OP is shitting on a review simply because they do not agree with. Let's not bring old bad habits with us in this new era.


It's why Open Critic should be the standard for review score averages.
A fair point
 

Elandyll

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Yeah... I was going to say I don't care about the score, SMO is reviewing like a beast anyway, but calling customers who like it "Mindless Zombies" is a bit childish.
 

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Wait wait, both the writer (and I assume the editor) looked at this piece and headline and basically went "yeah, we're metacritic-level quality website, this reflects our opinions and work. gj writer" and proceeded to publish it? I'm not some genius claiming to know who is and isn't qualified for metacritic ranking but... damn man. ):
 

moeman

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Don't pretend that shitty review is an "opinion". I mean, it is, but is a dumbass one. How would you like to be called a mindless zombie by some random fuck who thinks he knows better?
Yeah, that person called me a mindless zombie because I’m getting SMO day one? Could I care less? No. I’ll still have fun with a game regardless of what someone else thinks of me.
 

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Any rating is fine for any game as long as you make competent points, reasoned thoughts and explain in detail what works and what doesn't. I can accept a 5/10 for this game (example) if this person goes on to explain that, for example, modern games manage to be more immersive and varied or whatever. It's tastes but you better explain what works and what doesn't. This review kinda insults the people who enjoy the game, which is not cool. Likewise, I'm no fan of reviews like the 1/10 on Yooka-Laylee by youknowwho - you can despise the game if you want, but if you review it I expect to reach the end of it and find out what made you give that rating, not some arbitrary whatever while not mentioning what makes the game sooooo bad.
 

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Sesha

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Who cares about one review? After Gamespot's LOZ: TP review, Uncharted 4, Persona 5, BotW and so much else, can we please move on from this stuff?
 

Jawbreaker

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Let's not bring this garbage over to ResetEra. It's a review like the countless others, except they didn't enjoy the game as much as other reviewers did. Move on.
 

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"Nintendo is for fucking casuals, man!"
Haha, reviews that don't align with the consensus are fine, welcome even. If they're well-written they can bring more to the discussion than a "10/10 greatest game ever". But they have to be well-written and this is hilariously bad. Almost reads like parody.
 
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