This Cursed Custom N64 Controller

[inner-G]

Saw someone post on FB
they made this custom controller:

Just… why?

It looks like it is pained by its very existence.

 

[RockmanBN]

I like the nipple

 

[Shinobido Heart]

... what in the world?

 

[BassForever]

But will it give you blisters if you do control stick spinning minigames?

 

[Tbm24]

The only thing that bothers me is the teeth d-pad. But I'm weird with teeth so that's on me.

 

[Jason Frost]

Jesus Fucking Christ

 

[Big Yoshi]

I love Cruelty Squad

 

[Combichristoffersen]

This is what you use to summon Cthulhu

 

[giant_frying_pan]

HEY YOU GUUUUUUUYS

 

[Nikus]

And here I thought nothing could make that controller worse
Silly me

 

[Sign My Guestbook!]

Necronomicontroller

 

[modoversus]

Cronenberg 64.

 

[Jarrod38]

Clive Barker?

 

[JankyNedelko]

The G-Virus Controller, lol

 

[L Thammy]

This was actually going to be a pack-in for the N64 version of Eternal Darkness, but alas.

 

[Nathan]

I wish this was a functioning controller

 

[ILikeFeet]

I prefer my controllers flesh textured

 

[Finale Fireworker]

That's a player two controller if I ever saw one.

 

[N64Controller]

Yoooo with slight modifications it could be an Eternal Darkness controller

 

[Ocirus]

Aw, so it's just a sculpture? Bonus points if it actually functioned.. oh well.

Edit: now I'm wondering what the back looks like. Also, the memory card and rumble pack.

 

[Kaiser Swayze]

This reminds me I need to rewatch Existenz sometime.

 

[empo]

I hope it comes with an expansion port dongle so you can jack into eXistenZ

 

[Mass Effect]

I regret clicking on this thread.

 

[Robin64]

I have no mouth...

 

[Perzeval]

i like it

 

[Dinskugga]

ExistenZ comes in mind

 

[chiller]

Long live the new flesh.

 

[retroman]

D'awwww, how cute. Finally, a friend for this little fella!

 

[Mariolee]

I really wish there was more of a NSFL warning for this in the thread title

 

[yap]

meat

 

[Legacy]

I can't unsee this

 

[MechaMarmaset]

The grips should be penises

 

[scottbeowulf]

Anything to improve the original

 

[Sign My Guestbook!]

The grips should be penises

Click to shrink...

I think they're heels?

 

[Caiusto]

Fuck Man, why didn't I enter this thread, I was eating lunch and completely lost my appetite. hahaha

 

[Shuckle]

I want a real one

 

[Common Knowledge]

Nintendo's NSO special offerings are getting weird.

 

[MissingString]

Cronenpad.

 

[tapedeck]

Looks like Primus and Tool had a baby.

 

[ZeoVGM]

Is this the Scorn limited edition controller?

 

[KeRaSh]

Cursed af...

 

[Lord Azrael]

But will it give you blisters if you do control stick spinning minigames?

Click to shrink...

Probably worse with this thing

 

[Richietto]

I wanna put my mouth on that nipple.

 

[Sign My Guestbook!]

I wanna put my mouth on that nipple.

Click to shrink...

Please do not be surprised by the ensuing Melk 64

 

[signal]

grant us eyes

 

[SofNascimento]

Can confirm, it's cursed.

 

[Clown_im_OP]

I wanna put my mouth on that nipple.

Click to shrink...

Only if it tastes like Ranch.

 

[Necron]

Cronenpad.

Click to shrink...

Long live the new flesh!

 

[DrFunk]

Eraserhead Edition!

 

[Aaron D.]

That's incredible.