"I just masturbated with the ketchup". It goes well with the funny face he does afterwards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY&feature=youtu.be&t=47
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY&feature=youtu.be&t=47
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Times in which you misheard the lyrics to a song, but you liked your misheard lyrics better?
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'He give up all of his cornflakes, and sleep out in the rain...'
Percy Sledge, "When a Man Loves a Woman".
Percy Sledge, "When a Man Loves a Woman".
Ac/D's 'Dirty Deeds'. For the longest time, the part where in the lyrics they say "done dirt cheap", I heard as "Thunder Chief". I would always wonder "Why are they mentioning Chief Thunder from Killer Instinct?" Lol
P!nk - Beautiful Trauma
Keep hearing "My perfect round bottom" rather than "My perfect rock bottom".
Keep hearing "My perfect round bottom" rather than "My perfect rock bottom".
The Chainsmokers - Closer
What I heard:
Actual lyrics:
Bite the tattoo on your shoulder? Why? The way I heard it makes way more sense.
Disclaimer: I don't like this band.
What I heard:
- So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
like that tattoo on your shoulder
- So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Disclaimer: I don't like this band.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
TheSailboat Zephyr Song
Fly away on my sailboat
I feel it more than ever
And in this perfect weather
We'll find a place together
Then my friends and I would joke that it was fly away on my cellphone, which was super funny because it was obviously sailboat (it was zephyr)
The
Fly away on my sailboat
I feel it more than ever
And in this perfect weather
We'll find a place together
Then my friends and I would joke that it was fly away on my cellphone, which was super funny because it was obviously sailboat (it was zephyr)
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC.
When I was little, I thought it was saying "Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief", like two Western outlaw badasses that went around fucking shit up. In my mind, "Dirty Deeds" was the nickname of the Cowboy/Clint Eastwood type and the "Thunder Chief" was his badass, Indian partner in crime. I still hear it when the chorus chimes in "Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief ... Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief".
I just saw that you posted this earlier! I'm glad I'm not alone in hearing "Thunder Chief" lol!
When I was little, I thought it was saying "Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief", like two Western outlaw badasses that went around fucking shit up. In my mind, "Dirty Deeds" was the nickname of the Cowboy/Clint Eastwood type and the "Thunder Chief" was his badass, Indian partner in crime. I still hear it when the chorus chimes in "Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief ... Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief".
I just saw that you posted this earlier! I'm glad I'm not alone in hearing "Thunder Chief" lol!
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Slide by Goo Goo Dolls had this line:
"Little pieces of the nothin' that fall"
That I always thought/heard as:
"A little piece is better than nothing at all."
Which is a way more sensical phrase.
"Little pieces of the nothin' that fall"
That I always thought/heard as:
"A little piece is better than nothing at all."
Which is a way more sensical phrase.
"Dirty deeds in the Thunder Jeep".
Like AC/DC ride around in their own themed Jeep acting like degenerates or something.
Speaking of Blinded by the Light:
Little early birdy gave my anus curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
Little early birdy gave my anus curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
Those are the lyrics, right? What else could it be?
Also, mine was always "The New Style":
What I heard:
I met a girl at the party and she started to flirt
I told her summarize and she pulled up her skirt
What it is:
I met a girl at the party and she started to flirt
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt
I like mine better.
Nope:
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
Looking down I can see my feet now,
I've grown so tall,
I'm walking right in the sunlight
And I try to learn to love the shine,
but I find it awful hard*
I've grown so tall,
I'm walking right in the sunlight
And I try to learn to love the shine,
but I find it awful hard*
The actual lyric is "hot" which isn't a huge difference, and makes a little more sense, but is slightly less melancholy.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Golden Lion
I heard
"This is a movement without a time"
But the actual lyric is
"This is the moon without a tide"
The first line made me think she was saying they were part of a movement but without anything to rebel against. Like they wanted to be part is "something" but there was nothing to be part of.
I heard
"This is a movement without a time"
But the actual lyric is
"This is the moon without a tide"
The first line made me think she was saying they were part of a movement but without anything to rebel against. Like they wanted to be part is "something" but there was nothing to be part of.
"Put up a fucking lie."
As a kid I thought they were saying fucking on the radio and was baffled.
Turns out it's "put up a parking lot" which is much more boring.
They knew what they were doing.
As a kid I thought they were saying fucking on the radio and was baffled.
Turns out it's "put up a parking lot" which is much more boring.
They knew what they were doing.
Add me to the list of people who heard "Thunder Chief" and liked it.
Iron Maiden - Flight of Icarus
Heard:
"On your way"? Pffft no. I'll continue singing "wings", thanks.
Heard:
Fly
On your wings
Like an eagle
Fly as high as the sun
On your wings, like an eagle
Fly, touch the sun, yeah
Real:On your wings
Like an eagle
Fly as high as the sun
On your wings, like an eagle
Fly, touch the sun, yeah
Fly
On your way
Like an eagle
Fly as high as the sun
On your way, like an eagle,
Fly, touch the sun, yeah
On your way
Like an eagle
Fly as high as the sun
On your way, like an eagle,
Fly, touch the sun, yeah
"On your way"? Pffft no. I'll continue singing "wings", thanks.
Never happened. I'm hard of hearing in the frequencies that overlap with human speech, so its more rare than not that I miss a lot of what is said, to the point where I only pay attention to the lyrics after the 15-20th listen of a song. I do hear things mostly correct if I can read the liner notes while listening.
I don't understand a single word in this song. I looked at the lyrics once and didn't care for them, so I just instantly forgot about them and went back to not understanding anything.
Yeah, I want Joe Biden, I need Joe Biden
Long as you got me you won't need nobody
You want it, I got it, go, get it, I buy it
Tell 'em other broke niggas be quiet
Long as you got me you won't need nobody
You want it, I got it, go, get it, I buy it
Tell 'em other broke niggas be quiet
Grimes - Oblivion
What I heard:
Thinking, counting, all the odds you weigh.
Actual lyrics:
Thinking, counting, all the hours you wait.
What I heard:
Thinking, counting, all the odds you weigh.
Actual lyrics:
Thinking, counting, all the hours you wait.
U2
Ultra Violet
Actual Line
"I'm in the black, can't see or be seen"
What I thought for years
"I'm in the black, can't see your blue seam"
Once I finally heard the correct line (heard it live).. I was sorta let down as I think my original translation was dead on..
Ultra Violet
Actual Line
"I'm in the black, can't see or be seen"
What I thought for years
"I'm in the black, can't see your blue seam"
Once I finally heard the correct line (heard it live).. I was sorta let down as I think my original translation was dead on..
Gorillaz
Every Planet We Reach is Dead
What I heard:
I lost my will like I lost my way
Actual lyrics:
I lost my leg like I lost my way
I thought it was a play on "where there is a will, there is a way."
Every Planet We Reach is Dead
What I heard:
I lost my will like I lost my way
Actual lyrics:
I lost my leg like I lost my way
I thought it was a play on "where there is a will, there is a way."
All of these are making me lol hard
Maybe it's because I've listened to Legend Has It like 200+ times since it was released way back when, but I can't ever remember thinking it was spotlight.
I'mma BUY you a drank
OOOOuuuuuEEEEEuuuuuoooo
I'mma take you home with meeeee
But this one, wtf T-Pain nobody is buying that.
Yeah, I want Joe Biden, I need Joe Biden
Long as you got me you won't need nobody
You want it, I got it, go, get it, I buy it
Tell 'em other broke niggas be quiet
Had to read your lyrics about three times before I figured out what that's supposed to be. Joe Biden, indeed.
When I was young I use to think the lyrics to that one line of All-star was:
"With her finger up her bum and the shape of an L on her forehead"
Still makes me chuckle every time I hear it
"With her finger up her bum and the shape of an L on her forehead"
Still makes me chuckle every time I hear it
Bagbak by Vince Staples.
I mistook "We on now" for "We own you". "We own you" sounded more impactful to me. Also this is very embarrassing to admit so cut me some slack.
I mistook "We on now" for "We own you". "We own you" sounded more impactful to me. Also this is very embarrassing to admit so cut me some slack.
This one is kind of embarrassing but the Bloc Party song Like Eating Glass, I always thought the second line was "open mouths swallowing arse". I thought it was a very crude but provocative reference to gay sex, since the lead singer is gay. Nope.. it just "Open mouths swallowing us"..
It does sound like he says arse, that's how I hear it lol.
It does sound like he says arse, that's how I hear it lol.
To be fair to you that lyric is grammatically so bloody annoying. "Or are we dancing" would have made sense, not are we dancer. I hate when lyrics fudge the language so much like this just to fit.
Micheal Jackson is the king of mishearable lyrics for me
No moustache could've been any clearer
More metaphorical and artistic than the actual lyrics
You're dignified by baby, it don't matter if you're black or white
He doesn't even say the right number of SYLLABLES for the actual lyrics
Sha-Mon
It's supposed to be come on.
No moustache could've been any clearer
More metaphorical and artistic than the actual lyrics
You're dignified by baby, it don't matter if you're black or white
He doesn't even say the right number of SYLLABLES for the actual lyrics
Sha-Mon
It's supposed to be come on.
REM
Losing my Religion
The lyric: That brought me to my knees, failed
What I thought it was for 10 years:
That brought me to my knees, pale.
I like the one I thought I heard, it has a much more visual impact.
Losing my Religion
The lyric: That brought me to my knees, failed
What I thought it was for 10 years:
That brought me to my knees, pale.
I like the one I thought I heard, it has a much more visual impact.
John Legend - All Of Me
"Head's underwater but I'm breathing fire."
And it made complete sense to me given the context of the song.
"Head's underwater but I'm breathing fire."
And it made complete sense to me given the context of the song.
