Tommy Tallarico announces new Earthworm Jim game with original team, exclusive to Intellivision Amico

[Virtua Sanus]

 

[AmbientRuin]

15 years ago when i was still a naive child i would have been excited for this

Then I learned the truth about Doug

 

[bloodyroarx]

Doug Tennapel is involved so I wouldn't play it if you paid me.

 

[InspectaDekka]

yyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -

*sees it's Intellivision Amico exclusive*

AAHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...what

 

[Tizoc]

That art is nice though.

 

[javiergame4]

Why is it releasing there?.. I do miss this game.

 

[Transistor]

I mean, that's just begging your game to fail. That exclusive deal ain't gonna last long if they want to make any money from it.

 

[E_i]

Exclusive to some system I've never heard of? GODDAMNIT!

 

[vestan]

 

[fargodog]

So that includes Doug whatever?

Fuckin' straight into the trash.

 

[Chucker]

I mean, I guess some people were excited for Ouya so I can see why he'd think people are excited for his attempt.

 

[Busaiku]

Including TeNapel?
Screw this garbage.

 

[SNRUB]

If this ends up like every other EWJ revival attempt, this'll probably be the last you ever hear of it before fading into obscurity.

And fuck Doug Tennapel.

 

[The Main Event]

The entire original team?

 

[Silky]

>Original team

Oh no...Tommy...not like this

 

[MaverickHunterX]

Yep, still waiting on the PSP one, kids.

Isn't the main guy (not Dave Perry) a whackjob?

 

[Kunomori]

15 years ago when i was still a naive child i would have been excited for this

Then I learned the truth about Doug

Click to shrink...

Please. Tell me

 

[Tohsaka]

Forgot that was even a thing. Guess I won't be playing it, sadly.

 

[roguesquirrel]

Not like I was going to be buying an amico anyways, but im double out with Tenappel involved. Fuck that dude

 

[Deleted member 2791]

the fuck is an intellivision amico

 

[Robin64]

What's the Intellivision Amico?

 

[Putosaure]

Too bad no one will play it

 

[AmbientRuin]

Please. Tell me

Click to shrink...

Yep, still waiting on the PSP one, kids.

Isn't the main guy (not Dave Perry) a whackjob?

Click to shrink...

Doug TenNaple is a homophobic, transphobic, very racist, bigotted person.
Bob the Goldfish and Professor Monkey for a Head are supposed to be him making fun of the theory of evolution for example.

hes really into ComicsGate right now

 

[Sgt. Demblant]

"First design meeting."
That's the type of early announcement that Square would be proud of.

Also, will that crazy person be involved?

This whole Amico venture will never cease being funny.

 

[Rotobit]

I thought I was relatively well-informed about all these weird indie console releases but what on earth is the Intellivision Amico

 

[DanarchyReigns]

What the hell is an Intellivision Amico?
And that's why this game will die.

 

[JD3Nine]

Haha. I never even heard of this Intellivision thing until today. Always a good sign when you are trying to sell something.

Edit: Ok. I see I am not alone in never hearing about this.

 

[Deeke]

I forgot the Amico existed until now. That's not a good sign.

 

[Juke Joint Jezebel]

This is like some surreal monkey paw shit.

New Earthworm Jim Game: Huzzah!
Exclusive to Intellivision Amico: What?!

 

[adj_noun]

Hopefully it'll get ported to the Sega Solarius and the Ouya Twoya

 

[Tregard]

I can't imagine Dave Perry is back for this, so I don't think you can say its the entire original team


EDIT: Wait wait wait, the Amico is a DIFFERENT THING from the Atari VCS? How many of these fuckers are there?

 

[Het_Nkik]

Please. Tell me

Click to shrink...

He's one of those "what bathroom will they use?" idiot transphobes.

 

[ThatMeanScene]

April Fools was last month though?

 

[Khanimus]

I still don't get why they're doing this Intellivision thing.

 

[ReyVGM]

Earthworm Jim was never a good game.

It had great graphics, animation, music, and a few good levels.

But the gameplay is crap. Bad and sensitive hit detection, touchy jumping, blind landings after a jump, whipping and grabbing hooks is awful, difficulty telling background from foreground, and to hell with submarine levels.

Don't @ me.

 

[Silky]

Please. Tell me

Click to shrink...

TenNipples is one of those crazy christian transphobe types

 

[NateDrake]

I can't imagine Dave Perry is back for this, so I don't think you can say its the entire original team


EDIT: Wait wait wait, the Amico is a DIFFERENT THING from the Atari VCS? How many of these fuckers are there?

Click to shrink...

Perry is an investor/advisor of the system. So he may have some involvement.

 

[roguesquirrel]

This is like some surreal monkey paw shit.

New Earthworm Jim Game: Huzzah!
Exclusive to Intellivision Amico: What?!

Click to shrink...

with doug involved its what it deserves tbh

 

[statham]

Game Changer.

 

[kubev]

I don't foresee the Amico being very successful, but it's hard to not be pulled in by Tommy Tallarico's enthusiasm for it.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Exclusive on the what now? Is that a joke?

 

[No Depth]

 

[Stuart Gipp]

Earthworm Jim was never a good game.

It had great graphics, animation, music, and a few good levels.

But the gameplay is crap. Bad and sensitive hit detection, touchy jumping, blind landings after a jump, whipping and grabbing hooks is awful, difficulty telling background from foreground, and to hell with submarine levels.

Don't @ me.

Click to shrink...

Absolute rubbish.

 

[Deleted member 8468]

Doug Tennapel is involved, so nah.

 

[LewieP]

Doug TenNapel is a bigot.

 

[entremet]

The art looks dope. Exclusivity sucks.

 

[Kazer]

Lol. Good luck with that. Wouldn't get it regardless cuz Doug.

 

[Pilgrimzero]

I liked EWJ but 2 was basically a bunch of mini games stuck together.

 

[PROh1bited]

This system is gonna fail faster than you can say Advent Rising.

 

[zma1013]

"New Blast Corps sequel... exclusively for the Mitsubishi Lightsquare"