Toonami |NovDec19| They're fighting moves that make you look awesome

I was at an overly flashy buffet for thanksgiving, and I deeply appreciated the honesty of the wait and temp staff. With lines such as "It all sounds great, but I'm not going to like and say I've tasted it all or know how that one is made," and "I just know the exotic fruit plate is great, because whenever they leave extras in the break room it's gone in like 5 minutes." Even at a 5-star resort, these are minimum wage mooks forced to wear suits and act like they understand how any of this works. They do not.
Name me a resort that runs the world like Totsuki does in this universe.
 

Baroque

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Having worked in the food service industry, I've known some people like this. They get into the zone and it's fucking magical watching them work.
 

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Fun fact-- From last year, kids complained about the food being too fancy so they added pizza rolls and chicken tenders at a Table Of Shame where it would look really obvious if any adult ever went over to grab anything from it.
Name me a resort that runs the world like Totsuki does in this universe.
Every flashy resort goes out of their way to try to look like this is how it operates. Like this show is going to show the seedy garbage behind the scenes of the hospitality industry.
 

Zonic

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"Unfortunately, 30 of the plates were still full due to complaints of the food tasting like sweat, so you fail"
 

Zonic

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Your final challenge: to cook the most dangerous animal

MAN

your ingredients will be all the losers who didn't pass
 

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It was then that the guests complained to the staff about hearing what sounded like "an orgy involving high schoolers" coming from the dining hall
 

aspiegamer

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628 survivors x 200 dishes each for a ridiculous 120k+ total items served. Even if we wanted to stretch everyone out to 10 small dishes each, they just served a sports arena full of people. And that's just those who survived, and assuming everyone made the minimum.
It was then that the guests complained to the staff about hearing what sounded like "an orgy involving high schoolers" coming from the dining hall
They're waaaay too tired for that. Sorry.
 

aspiegamer

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Oh, you mean band camp?
My young and innocent self in high school failed to appreciate my choir instructor trying to avoid this at a weekend retreat. He set an evening curfew after dinner, no co-ed rooms, followed by surprise evenings events, followed by being woken up before dawn (he literally ran around the hotel and banged the walls) and it screwed with anyone's ability to actually enjoy themselves. Not that I fault him, in hindsight, and it was still a quite lovely experience.
 

Baroque

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Why do you have to be so unpleasant, Erina? Soma isn't even the usual teasing shonen protag.
 

Zonic

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"If Soma's dad can make us orgasm like this, imagine how great Soma will be able to please us when he gets older!"