Trump calls Elizabeth Warren "Skinny Pocahontas," says she's 1000/24th Cherokee, "jokes" about 3rd/4th terms

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Too dumb not to share.

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....The Fake News is not as important, or as powerful, as Social Media. They have lost tremendous credibility since that day in November, 2016, that I came down the escalator with the person who was to become your future First Lady. When I ultimately leave office in six......

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....years, or maybe 10 or 14 (just kidding), they will quickly go out of business for lack of credibility, or approval, from the public. That's why they will all be Endorsing me at some point, one way or the other. Could you imagine having Sleepy Joe Biden, or @AlfredENeuman99,..

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...or a very nervous and skinny version of Pocahontas (1000/24th), as your President, rather than what you have now, so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius! Sorry to say that even Social Media would be driven out of business along with, and finally, the Fake News Media![/QUOTE]

 

[BWoog]

SO GOOD LOOKING

 

[Deleted member 16657]

1000... divided by... 24th...

 

[onadesertedisland]

He's not kidding about the 14 years... No hyperbole. Those checks and balances are gentleman agreements.

 

[Violater]

1000/24th?

 

[shadowsdarknes]

I love how he's fishing for input on being President for life by "just kidding"

 

[Fuchs]

Did...did he really call himself good looking?

 

[Htown]

You know, it seems like he floats the idea of remaining President beyond two terms an awful lot as a "joke."

 

[Deleted member 1086]

But we already have Alfred E Neuman as president

 

[Absoludacrous]

There is zero chance he doesn't start pushing for removing term limits if he wins a second time. He's "joked" about it too many times.

 

[Couleurs]

How does being 1000/24th Cherokee work

 

[ZealousD]

He's doubling down on Stable Genius, enough to capitalize it.

Fucking hell.

 

[Deleted member 2809]

you don't have real hair donald you fucking bitch

 

[Tezz]

Huh. She's got a lot more Native blood than I thought.

 

[vatstep]

Also, very stable genius:

 

[baron doggystyle von woof]

Jesus Christ. It's still getting worse and worse. One would imagine there is a limit to this madness in this time line.

 

[BDS]

How has he not had the brain aneurysm yet

 

[Kusagari]

...was Pocahontas fat?

 

[danowat]

Were those tweets written by an 8 year old child?

 

[Deleted member 13798]

It's almost like he's out of touch with reality or something.

 

[Rivenblade]

I'm gonna ignore this shit. He's clearly just trolling here.

 

[JaseMath]

I'm infinitely more bothered that he continually jokes about staying in power well past his tenure.

 

[Fuchs]

Stable Genius™

 

[diakyu]

...was Pocahontas fat?

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My first thought lmao. What a trash insult in more ways than one. Fitting I guess since most things he says are wrong in more than ways than one.

 

[Deleted member 2109]

Did...did he really call himself good looking?

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No.

Great looking.

 

[Deleted member 41520]

"so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius"

No way it's not trolling at this point

I'm gonna ignore this shit. He's clearly just trolling here.

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Yep

I wonder if that 20 minute meeting with the uber trolls gave him some ideas on how to escalate

 

[Duane]

The part of all that that gets the Fascist Trump Overtone of the Day award:

"They (news outlets) will all be endorsing me at some point, one way or the other."

 

[Dark Cloud]

I swear this is parody. This whole fucking thing has felt like years of parody.

 

[mztik]

What a fucking embarrassment.

 

[Amalthea]

We all knew it but here it is: He finally starts openly pondering to remain president for as long as possible.

Like who's gonna stop him? Congress, the secret service, checks & balances? Don't make me laugh!

 

[Fisty]

He absolutely right, why would we need AEN for president when we have a walking Onion article in the white house?

 

[excelsiorlef]

He thinks Pocahontas was fat?

 

[Futureman]

What a piece of shit.

 

[Deleted member 41638]

I can't tell if some of that is joking or not...the "great looking" should be self-deprecating but I'm not sure Trump would ever do that. What I do know is that ooh boy are the late night shows gonna have a field day with these tweets.

 

[Indy in the Fridge]

 

[The Albatross]

what the fuck

this is unhinged even for trump

 

[Joe]

He's often able to nail the insults and nicknames, but Alfred E Neuman is just such an absolute whiff. It's sooo bad. Even most people who know the Mad Magazine face don't know what his name is.

 

[Static]

It should come as a surprise to nobody that Donald Trump has no fucking clue how fractions work, and yet...

 

[WedgeX]

...was Pocahontas fat?

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I think it's the closest he feels he can get away with insinuating she's a skinny b**** without fully saying it.

 

[Deleted member 11985]

(1000/24)*100 is 4,167. He just said she's 4,167% Native American.

 

[Deleted member 1086]

What most people don't often realize is that Pocahontas was quite fond of Burger King

 

[SteelBeast6Beets]

Also, very stable genius:

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That reminds me that Jeb got labeled as "low-energy" by a man who took an escalator to his own announcement.

 

[Mathieran]

I can't even...

 

[Dennis8K]

1000/24th........?

.....is this Common Core math?

 

[Heshinsi]

"I might even be dictator for life (haha just kidding)."

How is he still your president America?!

 

[DeliciousSunnyD!]

I love how he's fishing for input on being President for life by "just kidding"

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"Just Joking, Bro."

Jean-Paul Sartre - Anti-Semite and Jew

Never believe that anti‐Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly since he believes in words. The anti‐Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument has passed.

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[PeskyToaster]

my god, he thinks he looks good lolololololololol

 

[phonicjoy]

If literally anyone else tweeted this, you would rightly assume they had some serious mental problems.

 

[8byte]

1000/24th........?

.....is this Common Core math?

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She's nearly 42 whole Pocahonti.

 

[mescalineeyes]

If literally anyone else tweeted this, you would rightly assume they had some serious mental problems.

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Well with Trump we don't have to assume we just know.