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Torpedo Vegas

Member
Oct 27, 2017
22,632
Parts Unknown.
Trump couldn't even handle a chat with host on a network who are friendly to him. How would he handle Mueller if they were to speak?


Mueller sits down.


Mr. Trump we are just going to let you go, because we both know you aren't smart enough to do this.


Trump responds with a full confession.
 

Ebullientprism

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
3,529
How did Fox News think this was going to go? Did they really think he wouldn't go off script and fuck himself like he does on a daily basis with Twitter?

What was your plan?

I didnt think about this. Its kinda hilarious.

Maybe they started drinking their own koolaid. "Yeah libtards and fake news are making him look bad. He is totally presidential." That would explain the slackjaw expressions and the desperate pleas to change topics.
 

Jarsonot

Member
Oct 27, 2017
506
Nope.

He said "Cohen represented me regarding Stormy" as well as "Cohen is mostly a business partner."

2 things: He just admitted publicly that Cohen represents him re: Stormy as well as saying that most of the documents that were recovered in the raid are not privileged. Both of those are goofs. I can't see how there's an out when SDNY is already taking these statements into their consideration of the document review.

Yup. He done goofed. I was pointing out how I initially understood it. Someone pointed out to me how he actually DID f up.

It's just that other poster automatically decided I must be a trump supporter because I didn't see how he had goofed, I thought he could just cover his ass. Some people just like to jump on the hate train. =)
 

LukeOP

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
4,749
Trump:
I DONT ALWAYS USE MICHEAL COHEN FOR LEGAL COUSEL (It's actually just a tiny tiny fraction of my legal stuff).

BUT WHEN I DO ITS TO USE CAMPAIGN DONATION MONEY TO PAY HUSH MONEY TO PORN STARS I DEFINITELY NEVER HAD SEX WITH.



Not a good look tbh.


This right here. It pretty much sums up what Trump said.
 
Oct 26, 2017
1,382
There was a moment maybe half way in where the screen cuts to an image of President Donald Trump next to an image of the White House, like news programs often do to show who's talking and from where, and with that image and the sound of him freaking the fuck out, ranting in incomplete, nonsensical sentences and... my brain just broke. Something in me couldn't combine what I was seeing and hearing with reality. That man is the president of the United States. I just can't.
 

Burt

Fight Sephiroth or end video games
Member
Oct 28, 2017
8,155
Has a comedy ever won "best picture?"
A movie? C'mon now. A trilogy on this trainwreck would end with Comey getting fired.

This is shitshow is tailor-made for

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They should do it from the perspective of God - as played by Ian McShane - using his all-seeing-ness to watch this go down day after day after day like a bad soap opera.
 
Oct 25, 2017
19,096
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My morning fucking needed this...
 

AztecComplex

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
10,371
A movie? C'mon now. A trilogy on this trainwreck would end with Comey getting fired.

This is shitshow is tailor-made for

pres

tige

T

V


They should do it from the perspective of God - as played by Ian McShane - using his all-seeing-ness to watch this go down day after day after day like a bad soap opera.
made for what now?
 

Shoeless

Member
Oct 27, 2017
7,000
It's moments like today when I look at Trudeau as the Prime Minister of my country and think "Y'know, as far as national leaders go, Canada doesn't have it so bad..."
 

Vector

Member
Feb 28, 2018
6,657
I so want a transcript/recording of his interview with Mueller - the orange troll likely thinks he can outsmart him when Mueller is infinitely more intelligent and Trump will fall into every single trap he laid for him.
 

TinTuba47

Member
Nov 14, 2017
3,801
I was watching Ash vs. Evil Dead the other day, and I think Bruce Campbell would play Trump well

Almost sounds like an insult, but something in the mannerisms...I think Bruce could nail the drama/comedy balance quite well
 

Torpedo Vegas

Member
Oct 27, 2017
22,632
Parts Unknown.
A movie? C'mon now. A trilogy on this trainwreck would end with Comey getting fired.

This is shitshow is tailor-made for

pres

tige

T

V

They should do it from the perspective of God - as played by Ian McShane - using his all-seeing-ness to watch this go down day after day after day like a bad soap opera.
I've said in other threads that this is going to replace Game of Thrones on HBO.
 

Deleted member 2533

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
8,325
Yup. He done goofed. I was pointing out how I initially understood it. Someone pointed out to me how he actually DID f up.

It's just that other poster automatically decided I must be a trump supporter because I didn't see how he had goofed, I thought he could just cover his ass. Some people just like to jump on the hate train. =)

In the politics-as-sports reality, some plays are gonna be like the ball comes loose, hits 14 different people, conks the ref in the head, and then is snagged by a dog that ran onto the field and I don't blame the guy in the bar who asks, "wait, so who has possession now?" Honestly, there are so many court cases and investigations going on that people lose track of if a given statement impacts one situation or another and how.
 

Piggus

Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,700
Oregon
From the Atlantic article:

Trump also suggested that Pompeo had met with North Korea's top spymaster. "He also spoke with his counterparts in north Korea. They had a great meeting. He then left. It was very, very secret," he said, without apparent irony.

Yeah, it was. Fucking moron.
 
Oct 27, 2017
5,000
I have now realized I can no longer listen to Trump, even when it's him fucking himself. His voice is so god damn grating.

How did this whiny bitch get a "tough guy" reputation?
 

Jmdajr

Member
Oct 25, 2017
14,534
Wow wtf

Edit: I was trying to quote someone, but...still works.
 
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