Legit, they'd eat a better meal in prison.
They're using George Washington's silverware to serve McDonalds.
Like... this is a farce, we have reached the point where reality and satire are UTTERLY INDISTINGUISHABLE. Hyper reality with no conceptual ability to form an abstract thought.
What the fuck is even left to say.
I really don't want to break the "if Obama did" machine, but if Obama served McD's sauce out of the Lincoln gravy boats and used Martha Washington's tongs to serve pizza, Fox News would just start openly using the N-word.