Twitter user to Vita Coco: "I would rather drink your social media persons piss than coconut water." Vita Coco:

[Deleted member 43084]

2019, everyone.

 

[Einchy]

Brands are out of goddamn control.

 

[SageShinigami]

Not even mad.

 

[vatstep]

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[fallingedge]

lmao

 

[Rhomega]

Someone's getting fired.

 

[WedgeX]

Where's BaltimoreLarry

 

[Bad_Boy]

The internet was a mistake

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Cue the BRANDS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS gang.

 

[PintSizedSlasher]

I think she should see a doctor...

 

[Deleted member 17388]

 

[A Syrian Communist]

 

[Darryl M R]

What's wrong with you all?

 

[Einchy]

Someone's getting fired.

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This is the most traffic their twitter account will get in forever, that girl is getting a raise.

 

[j_rocca42]

I don't like the taste of vita coco, but I might buy some today!

 

[BossAttack]

Thatsmyfetish.gif

 

[Deleted member 25702]

Brands Are Not Our Friends

But it's human nature to feel obligated when someone—even a company—does something for you. That can make the people on the receiving end of social-media marketing feel snared in corporate traps. The fire victim was probably appreciative, but will he later feel indebted to a frozen-meat company? Likewise, Evan Wilt and Haley Byrd's union is now forever bound to a chocolate bar.

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[NealMcCauley]

 

[HeartlessNobody2134]

 

[DonaldKimball]

Holy shit haha

 

[Deleted member 56595]

This is all a marketing ploy

wake up sheeple

 

[super-famicom]

Social media was a mistake

 

[Ashodin]

they updated their twitter avatar lmao

 

[anexanhume]

Urea Tweep

 

[Deleted member 3038]

Sometimes you just gotta take the L

 

[Deleted member 32374]

Ugh, there's today's curse image.

Corporate twitter accounts are forever saying "hello fellow kids"

 

[BossAttack]

Tbh, I actually think piss would taste better than Viva CoCo.

 

[Jceaz]

Lol is she quitting or something?

 

[dkeane]

This is hilarious

 

[Samara]

Vitacoco is good. What's wrong with that person?!
You asked for it

 

[Koukalaka]

Looks like granny's peach tea to me.

Edit: Beaten repeatedly.

 

[julia crawford]

That's pretty ok. Way better than those going at people acting like assholes.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

I appreciate the dedication to the joke. Give this woman a raise, and some hand sanitizer

 

[zerosum]

I mean...

 

[amon37]

Thatsgoogthatsdamngood.gif

 

[ZeoVGM]

Okay, that's good.

 

[Orb]

coconut water is gross, he's right

 

[GoldenEye 007]

What's the problem? Harmless fun.

 

[Grifter]

Adds Vita Coco to grocery app

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Where's BaltimoreLarry

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Not on my level

 

[vatstep]

 

[Einchy]

 

[Tagyhag]

This was Wendy's fault

 

[Books]

Twitter oneupsmanship is on a suck your own dick uroboros loop. Brands write something innoucous and hope some edgelord with too much time will write something and they get to come back at them, each hoping to use the other to get viral fame. Boring as shit.

It's the only reason to follow brands, with the exception of it being a contest where it's mandatory to follow.

Also, coconut water is delicious.

 

[Deleted member 54292]

🤣

 

[Nepenthe]

What's the problem? Harmless fun.

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It's a corporation making the joke.

 

[killdatninja]

This Tony guy's responses are great.

 

[Fugu]

This is fucking hilarious. Idgaf about brands or twitter or coconut water but any time a person takes someone up on an offer to drink their piss instead of x that's an A+ in my book.

 

[WedgeX]

Not on my level

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Fair.

 

[Ravensmash]

That's brilliant!