I think I told this story once here or the other forum, but once I had been working out on a hot flight line all day, on my lunch break I had to stop into a Walgreens, and I was *extremely* thirsty. Just parched. I was going to grab like a huge Gatorade or something when I saw the Vita Coco. I thought to myself, "Self, you've never had coconut water before. That sounds delicious and refreshing..." I figured it would taste something like a virgin pina colada without the pineapple. So I get this big ass container of coconut water, pay, open it as I'm walking out of the store (parched, remember?), start taking big ass chugs of it, and probably on the second chug... my eyes suddenly widen and I spray a huge fucking geyser of the shit across the parking lot. It's fucking *horrible*. Instead of the delicious sweet refreshing tropical beverage I thought I was about to taste, it literally tastes like the water/glue mixture you use to make paper mâché. I immediately spun on my heel, threw it in the trash and went back inside to get another drink.
TLDR; Was really thirsty once, bought coconut water, it tastes like the ass end of a dying menstrating moose with syphilis.