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Twitter user to Vita Coco: "I would rather drink your social media persons piss than coconut water." Vita Coco:
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Pretty much. We get it—some of you don't trust brands! Get over yourselves. It's just dumb fun, even if it was thought up by some marketing big wig.
I think I told this story once here or the other forum, but once I had been working out on a hot flight line all day, on my lunch break I had to stop into a Walgreens, and I was *extremely* thirsty. Just parched. I was going to grab like a huge Gatorade or something when I saw the Vita Coco. I thought to myself, "Self, you've never had coconut water before. That sounds delicious and refreshing..." I figured it would taste something like a virgin pina colada without the pineapple. So I get this big ass container of coconut water, pay, open it as I'm walking out of the store (parched, remember?), start taking big ass chugs of it, and probably on the second chug... my eyes suddenly widen and I spray a huge fucking geyser of the shit across the parking lot. It's fucking *horrible*. Instead of the delicious sweet refreshing tropical beverage I thought I was about to taste, it literally tastes like the water/glue mixture you use to make paper mâché. I immediately spun on my heel, threw it in the trash and went back inside to get another drink.
TLDR; Was really thirsty once, bought coconut water, it tastes like the ass end of a dying menstrating moose with syphilis.
TLDR; Was really thirsty once, bought coconut water, it tastes like the ass end of a dying menstrating moose with syphilis.
perfect response
i also like the guy they're arguing with at first being like "what's wrong with you" but after only 5 minutes realizes by how quickly that response was generating likes how thoroughly owned they had been and starts backpedaling
i also like the guy they're arguing with at first being like "what's wrong with you" but after only 5 minutes realizes by how quickly that response was generating likes how thoroughly owned they had been and starts backpedaling
OP
OP
I like how her shoes match the piss, kind of a lucio vibe going with the yellow/green
also we're all giving free advertising to whatever this is(wtf is coconut water) right now, and thus promoting this kind of behavior from businesses, so just for the record this is the world we have chosen to live in
shouts out to girl for playing the game well
also we're all giving free advertising to whatever this is(wtf is coconut water) right now, and thus promoting this kind of behavior from businesses, so just for the record this is the world we have chosen to live in
shouts out to girl for playing the game well
Look, social media shit with brands or not, people working under those accounts are allowed to not have to read dumb crap and have fun with it. It's not an easy job.
I am going to guess you are not from a tropical country.
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I am going to guess you are not from a tropical country.
There's some pretty weird stock photos out there...
Don't look at the gaming side, my dude.
Sure am glad I'm so smart and don't allow corporations to market things to me with humor and personality. I'm proud to live in a manner in which I only accept advertising that is boring and uninteractive. Brands sure aren't MY friends!
Okay I've more than had enough of this brands pretending to be individual people now. So fucking tired of the recursive online discourse that allows this to happen.
It's the juice inside the coconut, you can just chop a small piece of it off and put a straw in. Personally I am not a fan of the taste at all, but it is indeed super healthy (highly refreshing and high amount of potassium/low calories and fat). Super common in beach areas.
I'd never heard of this brand before. I know it now and I wonder what it would taste like/curious to try it.
Twitter girl is absolutely doing a good job.
Twitter girl is absolutely doing a good job.
"So, boss... I'm going to piss in a bottle and have a picture of me holding it for exposure. Is that okay?"
"Aauh... um... sure. That's brilliant."
