US PoliERA 2018 |OT3| In Like a Lamb, Out Like a Ryan

Midnight Jon · Mar 16, 2018

(now with the actual country name in the title)

old title, referencing this story

Previous threads:
US PoliEra 2018 |OT2| Flip, Flip, Flip-a-Gatesia
US PoliEra 2018 |OT| Welcome to the Resistance, the only funded organization in D.C.

US PoliEra 2017 |OT3| This thread was created with a one vote margin
US PoliEra 2017 |OT2| Tinkle Traitor Soldier Spy
US PoliEra 2017 |OT| At least Rand Paul had a lawn to cushion the blow

JayC3 · Mar 16, 2018

All right, so this is the new thread? Also, damn, last thread lasted less than a month. And midterms are in 2018; how many OTs do you all think we'll get through this year?

SpartanDad · Mar 16, 2018

Stormy Daniels is the most powerful woman in the USA

Deleted member 3345 · Mar 16, 2018

Bernie for secretary of HUD !

xbhaskarx · Mar 16, 2018

Trump telling someone to eat salad may be the post positive thing he's accomplished in his presidency.

·feist· · Mar 16, 2018

Less than 2 days after being posted, the above chart is outdated.

Trump administration departures continue apace, more expected

loquaciousJenny · Mar 16, 2018

Reporting for lurking

Rilakkuma Fanatic · Mar 16, 2018

xbhaskarx said:
Trump telling someone to eat salad may be the post positive thing he's accomplished in his presidency.

Upkeeping Michelle's legacy!

OléGunner · Mar 16, 2018

lmao at Rex being told to eat the salad first in that situation.
Humiliating stuff.

a.wd · Mar 16, 2018

obligatory

nintendoman58 · Mar 16, 2018

Arguing with defeatists is so damn exhausting.

Deleted member 3345 · Mar 16, 2018

xbhaskarx said:
Trump telling someone to eat salad may be the post positive thing he's accomplished in his presidency.

This salad thing was an actual thing?

xbhaskarx · Mar 16, 2018

nintendoman58 said:
Arguing with defeatists is so damn exhausting.

Defeatist.

studyguy · Mar 16, 2018

loquaciousJenny · Mar 16, 2018

Airhorns in the distance

studyguy · Mar 16, 2018

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ said:
This salad thing was an actual thing?

Deleted member 3345 · Mar 16, 2018

studyguy said:

A better person than I will cross link these events with and court proceedings some day .

Deleted member 3082 · Mar 16, 2018

Considering the betrayal, I bet it was a Caesar salad.

Edit: Hahaha, it totally was!

xbhaskarx · Mar 16, 2018

Retro said:
Considering the betrayal, I bet it was a Caesar salad.

Edit: Hahaha, it totally was!

Poor Rex didn't even make it to March 15

super-heated plasma · Mar 16, 2018

studyguy said:

i remember how chris christie said Trump told him he was only allowed to eat meatloaf at a dinner.

chainlinkspiral · Mar 16, 2018

DinosaurusRex · Mar 16, 2018

Retro said:
Considering the betrayal, I bet it was a Caesar salad.

Edit: Hahaha, it totally was!

Et tu, Rex?

Edit:
BTW I vote we just keep alternating between OT2 and OT3 forever.

Weegian · Mar 16, 2018

CrimzonSamurai · Mar 16, 2018

The fuck's a salad? Google: A plate of leafy greens typically dressed in an emulsification of oil and vinegar.

The fuck's a Rex? Google: A private citizen.

IcedBlackCoffee · Mar 16, 2018

But I was taught in school that Tyrannosaurus Rex is a Carnivore.

Why would Trump make a Rex eat a salad?

Grexeno · Mar 16, 2018

studyguy said:

Have I mentioned we're in the dumbest timeline yet?

dragonchild · Mar 16, 2018

IcedBlackCoffee said:
But I was taught in school that Tyrannosaurus Rex is a Carnivore.

Well this Rex isn't a Tyrannosaur, obviously.

Trump might be, though. Note the enlarged cranium, small cranial cavity, meat-heavy diet and vestigial forelimbs.

Ithil · Mar 16, 2018

studyguy said:

That he thought "Uh oh, they might be offended" but then never considered, you know, eating it himself, sums him up.

The Namekian · Mar 16, 2018

dragonchild said:
Well this Rex isn't a Tyrannosaur, obviously.

Trump might be, though. Note the enlarged cranium, small cranial cavity, meat-heavy diet and vestigial forelimbs.

And the tiny baby hands and difficulty using stairs due to bad equilibrium

Finale Fireworker · Mar 16, 2018

Can you imagine Trump being afraid to offend somebody.

Autodidact · Mar 16, 2018

Finale Fireworker said:
Can you imagine Trump being afraid to offend somebody.

Actually, yes. He has a pathological desire to be liked.

Y2Kev · Mar 16, 2018

Why would Chinese people be serving caesar salad? Did they take them to an Olive Garden in China?

kess · Mar 16, 2018

Y2Kev said:
Why would Chinese people be serving caesar salad? Did they take them to an Olive Garden in China?

Cheeto, Beware the Chives of March

Pixieking · Mar 16, 2018

kess said:
Cheeto, Beware the Chives of March

Trump: The chives of March are come.

Waiter: Aye, Trump, but not gone.

Deleted member 176 · Mar 16, 2018

Autodidact said:
Actually, yes. He has a pathological desire to be liked.

It's still crazy to me how staffers are allegedly being fired for embarrassing him when... well... has he looked in a mirror?

Pixieking · Mar 16, 2018

Brock Reiher said:
It's still crazy to me how staffers are allegedly being fired for embarrassing him when... well... has he looked in a mirror?

The frailty of toxic masculinity. Can't be made to look weak, even if he is - other people shaming him for his stupidity emasculates him.

CrimzonSamurai · Mar 16, 2018

Fellas, there's no chives in Caesar salad....

dragonchild · Mar 16, 2018

CrimzonSamurai said:
Fellas, there's no chives in Caesar salad....

Dude STFU, we don't carrot all about your pedantic corrections. You might think you got us in a pickle but it's just window dressing, so lettuce have our fun.

Y2Kev · Mar 16, 2018

Quiet or I'll do it

I'll really do it

I'll blast Kesha's new song all over this thread

You can't stop me

nintendoman58 · Mar 16, 2018

xbhaskarx said:
Defeatist.

I never said I gave up!

Diablos · Mar 16, 2018

Soon enough we can do a Resistance Part II thread, at this rate

Joe Shlabotnik · Mar 16, 2018

Stormy Daniel's lawyer flat-out states she was threatened with physical harm on Joe n' Mika In The Mornings

Jer · Mar 16, 2018

Joe Shlabotnik said:
Stormy Daniel's lawyer flat-out states she was threatened with physical harm on Joe n' Mika In The Mornings

Yeah I was listening on the way to work, that was quite something. Big deal?

skeptem · Mar 16, 2018

Zaryn · Mar 16, 2018

Joe Shlabotnik said:
Stormy Daniel's lawyer flat-out states she was threatened with physical harm on Joe n' Mika In The Mornings

Is this as big of a deal as they seem to be implying on Morning Joe? Seems it wasn't confirmed the threat came from the president or his lawyer.

Wolfgunblood · Mar 16, 2018

Eat the salad, because I'm concerned something might make us look bad here

xenocide · Mar 16, 2018

Wolfgunblood said:
Eat the salad, because I'm concerned something might make us look bad here

You know, other than the mountain of scandals.

Joe Shlabotnik · Mar 16, 2018

Zaryn said:
Is this as big of a deal as they seem to be implying on Morning Joe? Seems it wasn't confirmed the threat came from the president or his lawyer.

He wouldn't say and I highly doubt it came directly from Trump. That is hardly outside of Cohen's wheelhouse though.

CrimzonSamurai · Mar 16, 2018

dragonchild said:
Dude STFU, we don't carrot all about your pedantic corrections. You might think you got us in a pickle but it's just window dressing, so lettuce have our fun.

Alright, i concede. Such overwhelming strength.

Culex · Mar 16, 2018

So 3 days until 60 min interview- whooo boy!

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