US PoliERA 2019 |OT1| You down wit' NDP? (Yeah you know me!) Who's down wit' AOC? (This whole party!)

ShadowSwordmaster · Jan 25, 2019

studyguy said:
Right into my veins.

Nancy has the power now.

Tbm24 · Jan 25, 2019

I wonder if someone should remind trump that the Slave Trade counts as human trafficking....

Autodidact · Jan 25, 2019

Don't nobody cry now, but

Ojeda has suspended his campaign.

Doc Holliday · Jan 25, 2019

Oh oh, he's slurring big time!

platocplx · Jan 25, 2019

Randomly Generated said:
New thread title

Madame President Pelosi

Post Reply · Jan 25, 2019

Someone needs to get the Elders of the Internet on the line

Commedieu · Jan 25, 2019

crowphoenix said:
Manafort had his deal revoked by Mueller.
Trump is over an hour late for a speech on the shutdown.

Joe Shlabotnik said:
Deal struck to temporarily re-open government with no wall funding, assuming Trump doesn't say anything self-destructive in the press conference about to start.

So, stand by.

bwahahahahha

chainlinkspiral · Jan 25, 2019

Suss-peckit.

aspiegamer · Jan 25, 2019

This is the exact same old shit as before. He's apparently convinced himself that he's going to get whatever he wants in 3 weeks.

LinktothePastGOAT · Jan 25, 2019

Autodidact said:
Don't nobody cry now, but

Ojeda has suspended his campaign.

Lasted longer than i expected

Iolo · Jan 25, 2019

Autodidact said:
Don't nobody cry now, but

Ojeda has suspended his campaign.

Can I cry with laughter?

I was assured that the invisible primary was no more, and unlimited money meant candidates had no reason to drop out early any more.

Autodidact · Jan 25, 2019

I need a #PresidentPelosi hashtag to trend this entire weekend.

Piggus · Jan 25, 2019

aspiegamer said:
My father texted me this joke just as this was posted. Hi.

Hello son.

chadskin · Jan 25, 2019

Lol

cameron · Jan 25, 2019

^^ lol

Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT

TelePrompTer has now frozen as Trump does extended riff on duct taped women,'accounts that trafficking experts say aren't grounded in reality.

Gluka · Jan 25, 2019

Finally, Trump does something that makes /r/the_donald fun to read.

MizerMan · Jan 25, 2019

Autodidact said:
Don't nobody cry now, but

Ojeda has suspended his campaign.

Oh no...

How will we ever cope...

konka · Jan 25, 2019

The Adder · Jan 25, 2019

Iolo said:
We got what we wanted.

Perhaps I am mistaken, but I was pretty sure this bill doesn't have DHS funding. Please don't stop paying attention to this for the next 3 weeks. That's two whole months without pay.

wesker83 · Jan 25, 2019

Man, if you drank every time he droned on and on about bound women in duct tape you would be drunk after every speech he has given in the past few weeks. So goddamn creepy. He loves saying that.

Iolo · Jan 25, 2019

I knew he was off the teleprompter when his words got smaller.

OmniOne · Jan 25, 2019

chadskin said:
Lol

cameron said:
^^ lol

You guys are killing me. lol.

Commedieu · Jan 25, 2019

cameron said:
^^ lol

lol. Clown fucking shoes.

Box of Kittens · Jan 25, 2019

Autodidact said:
Don't nobody cry now, but

Ojeda has suspended his campaign.

Didn't he resign his state senate seat to "focus on his presidential campaign" not long ago?

ImTheresaMay · Jan 25, 2019

I was wrong on Pelosi.

Best speaker since Sam Rayburn.

RastaMentality · Jan 25, 2019

THIS
FUCKING
WOMAN

shadow_shogun · Jan 25, 2019

@PhilipRucker
To build a wall Trump has:
-Delivered primetime Oval Office address
-Toured the border
-Shut the government down for 35 days
-Warned of rapists, murderers, drugs, terrorists coming from Mexico

Right now Trump is folding to Democrats having secured $0 for the wall
https://twitter.com/intent/like?tweet_id=1088881725395136523
2:30 PM - Jan 25, 2019

Daitokuji · Jan 25, 2019

Gluka said:
Finally, Trump does something that makes /r/the_donald fun to read.

You can hear the wheels grinding in people's heads as they struggle to come up with a rationale that makes this a win for Trump.

Chuck and Nancy said reopen the government and negotiate. If they don't negotiate, it's 100% back on them in three weeks. Trump put the ball in their court, plain and simple.

This is so he can give the sotu speech and rail against them and do the emergency declaration there.
Trust Trump

Why isn't this good?

Trump shows he's willing to pay workers on premise that the dems will work with republicans in good faith. They won't though and it will shut down again in 3 weeks thanks to democrats. Then he declares national emergency. Seems like it's just a little break to give workers money.

Deleted member 13101 · Jan 25, 2019

Based on this speech so far I see no reason not to expect another shutdown.

Maxim726x · Jan 25, 2019

chadskin said:
Lol

Ahh that's why he's rambling like a moron.

As soon as he goes off prompter, the bullshit floweth.

chainlinkspiral · Jan 25, 2019

Trump is such a fucking mess.

Slackerish · Jan 25, 2019

Someone remind him that this plan is to have the government open for 3 weeks. Less talking = more golfing.

Crocodile · Jan 25, 2019

Ok it's clear Trump wants more than just "border security". No bill is going to be made from this debate.

Autodidact said:
Don't nobody cry now, but

Ojeda has suspended his campaign.

Why did he even bother? Didn't he have to give up his State Senate Seat? For a WV guy he seemed ok but he had no place on the national stage (voted fro Trump? get the fuck outta here)

Deleted member 11637 · Jan 25, 2019

|OT2| That's Like a Stadium. A Stadium Full of People

studyguy · Jan 25, 2019

See you guys on the 15th

Tom Nook Says... · Jan 25, 2019

Autodidact said:
Don't nobody cry now, but

Ojeda has suspended his campaign.

I really thought Tulsi would be the first one out.

Autodidact · Jan 25, 2019

Box of Kittens said:
Didn't he resign his state senate seat to "focus on his presidential campaign" not long ago?

Life comes at you fast.

Deleted member 17092 · Jan 25, 2019

Wonderment said:
Based on this speech so far I see no reason not to expect another shutdown.

I don't think the Senate GOP will let it happen. Trump's nonsense is finally going to crack them.

shiba5 · Jan 25, 2019

ZOONAMI said:
Here we go with the duct taping women again.

He's always projecting... which has terrible implications here.

The Chosen One · Jan 25, 2019

Autodidact said:
Don't nobody cry now, but

Ojeda has suspended his campaign.

Shortest Presidential campaign ever? Didn't even last beyond the government shutdown.

Sagroth · Jan 25, 2019

I was wrong about the national emergency announcement, but man it's good to see Trump cave.

MizerMan · Jan 25, 2019

Box of Kittens said:
Didn't he resign his state senate seat to "focus on his presidential campaign" not long ago?

Oops.

ShadowSwordmaster · Jan 25, 2019

shadow_shogun said:

ART OF THE DEAL

Midnight Jon · Jan 25, 2019

US PoliERA 2019 |OT2| #PresidentPelosi

Deleted member 11637 · Jan 25, 2019

The lowest employment numbers?

OmniOne · Jan 25, 2019

The very fact that Democrats, under the amazing Speaker Pelosi, held firm will only create a positive power feedback loop.

OMG he left of with ANOTHER SHUTDOWN THREAT. PLEASE CONTINUE.

Owzers · Jan 25, 2019

Lol drugs cut by a number that nobody will believe.

That's a fact!

Everyday Math · Jan 25, 2019

And the GOP just reaffirmed their backing of Donald Trump for 2020. Hilarious

Autodidact · Jan 25, 2019

Midnight Jon said:
US PoliERA 2019 |OT2| #PresidentPelosi

Co-sign.

aspiegamer · Jan 25, 2019

lmao, just outright admitting another shutdown is coming.

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