Luckily we don't have to imagine what Bernie's hires will look like because he won't win :p
Luckily we don't have to imagine what Bernie's hires will look like because he won't win :p
It was used in the Trump context. Of course, Trump was polling closer to Hillary than Bernie is to Biden, but...This only works when it's referring to someone actually in the lead which Bernie is well, not. Like that's how the entire joke works.
Thanks, jokemaster.This only works when it's referring to someone actually in the lead which Bernie is well, not. Like that's how the entire joke works.
Bernie Sanders Senior Staff:
Vice President: Right Honorable Tina Nurner
Chief of Staff: Jeff Weaver
Press Secretary: Briannana Greyjoy
Director of OMB: Louise from Thelma and Louise
DNI: Killer Mike
Josh Dawsey @jdawsey1
Trump is complaining to aides that lawyers aren't doing enough to stop impeachment probe. He has encouraged members of congress to attack credibility of witnesses in his admin — and has done it himself. A few aides are finally stonewalling like he wants. https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2019/11/03/mulvaney-allies-lead-stonewall-against-democrats-impeachment-inquiry/?outputType=amp#click=https://t.co/wK7CKS2JhL …
3:05 PM - Nov 3, 2019
Rachael Bade @rachaelmbade
NEW: Mulvaney allies will stonewall Democrats' impeachment inquiry this week at a time when the COS has been in the dog house w/Trump
Russ Vought, the OMB director who won't show, sees it as a way 2 get in2 Trump's good graces
w/@jdawsey1@ericawerner https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2019
3:06 PM - Nov 3, 2019
Jeremy Diamond @JDiamond1
Top Mulvaney aide Rob Blair -- who was on July call -- is refusing to testify.
His attorney told me that won't change even if he is subpoenaed: "The direction from the White House, and the advice from DOJ on which it is based, covers subpoenas." https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/02/politics/robert-blair-mulvaney-aide-declines-to-testify/index.html …
3:47 PM - Nov 3, 2019
Bernie Sanders Senior Staff:
Vice President: Right Honorable Tina Nurner
Chief of Staff: Jeff Weaver
Press Secretary: Briannana Greyjoy
Director of OMB: Louise from Thelma and Louise
DNI: Killer Mike
It was used in the Trump context. Of course, Trump was polling closer to Hillary than Bernie is to Biden, but...
The meme is more appropriate to Biden at this point, tbh.
This would be a nightmare for youBernie Sanders Senior Staff:
Vice President: Right Honorable Tina Nurner
Chief of Staff: Jeff Weaver
Press Secretary: Briannana Greyjoy
Director of OMB: Louise from Thelma and Louise
DNI: Killer Mike
It'd be a nightmare for the nation. Thankfully, one which we won't have to live through.
Yeah. Bernie would hire a lot of good people including some of the people being mocked by Shinra.It'd be a nightmare for the nation. Thankfully, one which we won't have to live through.
Virginia has the best Unemployment and Economic numbers in the history of the State. If the Democrats get in, those numbers will go rapidly in the other direction. On Tuesday, Vote Republican!
secretary of C.R.E.A.M.Yang can be Sec Commerce to get the Yanggang back to the Bernie camp.
These people aren't going to jail unless they take it to court and a judge holds them in contempt.Enough is enough. These people need to go to jail to maintain any semblance of oversight power in Congress.
These people aren't going to jail unless they take it to court and a judge holds them in contempt.
Congress is not a law enforcement body.
Sanders doesn't believe in Nepotism like that to build his significant other's political career at the expense of reform.Jane Sanders can be Secretary of Education.
I heard she ran a school once.
Lol what is the opposite of bitch crackers where you unironically think that any of these would be good hires.Yeah. Bernie would hire a lot of good people including some of the people being mocked by Shinra.
I don't really agree with the notion that Biden support isn't dropping, or that Bernie doesn't have a chance at winning. We're placing way too much emphasis on national polls I think.
The early states are gonna tell the real story. And that's where Biden is dropping hard. Sorry, but I just do not see a situation where Biden gets 3rd and 4th place in the first three states and can still be considered the frontrunner. His whole status relies on the idea of electability, and that is demolished by losing actual elections.
Literally his best chance is Pete winning Iowa, thereby disrupting the entire race. Pete's never taking black support from Biden, so that puts Biden in a very favorable position. If Warren and Bernie take those first three though, the race is firmly between the two of them.
Iowa and New Hampshire are shaping this race.
Into the ground.Jane Sanders can be Secretary of Education.
I heard she ran a school once.
Biden's support has been dropping. Bernie also doesn't have a chance of winning.I don't really agree with the notion that Biden support isn't dropping, or that Bernie doesn't have a chance at winning. We're placing way too much emphasis on national polls I think.
The early states are gonna tell the real story. And that's where Biden is dropping hard. Sorry, but I just do not see a situation where Biden gets 3rd and 4th place in the first three states and can still be considered the frontrunner. His whole status relies on the idea of electability, and that is demolished by losing actual elections.
Literally his best chance is Pete winning Iowa, thereby disrupting the entire race. Pete's never taking black support from Biden, so that puts Biden in a very favorable position. If Warren and Bernie take those first three though, the race is firmly between the two of them.
Iowa and New Hampshire are shaping this race.
He made his own son head of a shady foundation and paid him a six-figure salary for doing nothing before the foundation disbanded!Sanders doesn't believe in Nepotism like that to build his significant other's political career at the expense of reform.
Yes he does. It's why he keeps someone like Tulsi around long past her expiration date and puts his son in charge of a foundation that closed up after doing jack shit after a year and a half. Both Bernie and Clinton have and had massive issues with overvaluing personal loyalty to the point it was hurting their Presidential campaigns.Sanders doesn't believe in Nepotism like that to build his significant other's political career at the expense of reform.
No. I wasn't saying her. I said some of the names you mentioned will be on his cabinet.Lol what is the opposite of bitch crackers where you unironically think that any of these would be good hires.
Susan Sarandon Director of OMB.
What's wrong with you??!?!?!!!?!!? Lol.
The Sanders Institute would like a word with this notion.Sanders doesn't believe in Nepotism like that to build his significant other's political career at the expense of reform.
I didn't know that. That's pretty shitty.He made his own son head of a shady foundation and paid him a six-figure salary for doing nothing before the foundation disbanded!
Bri and Turner are terrible, awful people. It's not "shitting on them" to point out that someone wanting to hire a Trump supporter as their chief of staff at OUR probably isn't someone you want in your leadership.No. I wasn't saying her. I said some of the names you mentioned will be on his cabinet.
Not the obvious joke names you included to shit on Turner and Bri.
Please read.
It's different than the Oval Office, but you're right.
Yeah, I understand the desire to not let this impeachment thing drag on for several months, but I hate the idea that Democrats are going to let some people ignore subpoenas because their testimony/evidence might not be necessary. Throwing this stuff in a pile as more evidence of obstruction isn't good enough. They have to fight. They can't just cede away more power to the executive.Enough is enough. These people need to go to jail to maintain any semblance of oversight power in Congress.
The same applies to Turner. Lmao. Neither her nor Greyjoy should be anywhere near a Cabinet or Presidential Senior Staff post. Nina Turner a heart attack away from the Presidency good fucking god.No. I wasn't saying her. I said some of the names you mentioned will be on his cabinet.
Not the obvious joke names you included to shit on Turner and Bri.
Please read.
It has been established you really hate themBri and Turner are terrible, awful people. It's not "shitting on them" to point out that someone wanting to hire a Trump supporter as their chief of staff at OUR probably isn't someone you want in your leadership.
Enough is enough. These people need to go to jail to maintain any semblance of oversight power in Congress.
I guess. We'll get to vote to decide if we trust Sanders to make those decisions versus the field.The same applies to Turner. Lmao. Neither her nor Greyjoy should be anywhere near a Cabinet or Presidential Senior Staff post.
It definitely is different, you're right. I worry that, like Clinton, Sanders gets blinded by loyalty and close ties.
Not saying this is a particularly likely outcome, but Sanders is polling really well in both IA and NH right now. If he wins both states (again, not saying it's likely but certainly in the realm of possibility!) though he is absolutely the frontrunner at that point.Biden's support has been dropping. Bernie also doesn't have a chance of winning.
The underlying crosstabs in both state and national polls are horrible for both because only Warren is drawing heavily from both the 2016 Clinton and Sanders supporter pools. Both Bernie/Biden are down from where they entered the race at and neither's shown any ability of actually winning voters over via campaigning.
Don't worry. Congress will have oversight again and people will go to jail...
When Republicans are in charge.
This isn't about this particular case, but more in general. 'Bitch eating crackers' is sometimes just rephrased 'this doesn't matter to me so it shouldn't matter to you'.
He's not polling well nationally. He's also in no way the frontrunner in either, I don't think there is one in either race right now.Not saying this is a particularly likely outcome, but Sanders is polling really well in both IA and NH right now. If he wins both states (again, not saying it's likely but certainly in the realm of possibility!) though he is absolutely the frontrunner at that point.
I hate them because of their actions and behavior, not because they work for Sanders. They've earned my ire.
I'm not saying he's the frontrunner in either state or overall right now. I'm saying if we fast forward to after the NH primary and he's won both IA and NH, he would be the most likely to win the nomination at that point. Which, he absolutely has a shot to win both of those states. So saying his campaign is already over is silly.He's not polling well nationally. He's also in no way the frontrunner in either, I don't think there is one in either race right now.
I hate them because of their actions and behavior, not because they work for Sanders. They've earned my ire.
That... doesn't make any sense though? He's still going to get blown the fuck out in SC again, for the exact same reason as before, and if it's a multi-way race no one is going to drop. "Momentum" isn't really a thing.I'm not saying he's the frontrunner in either state or overall right now. I'm saying if we fast forward to after the NH primary and he's won both IA and NH, he would be the most likely to win the nomination at that point. Which, he absolutely has a shot to win both of those states. So saying his campaign is already over is silly.