I dunno, I think trying to intimidate someone with dictionary definitions wasn't a tactic I was expected. Honestly there was a little while between "no one can be that stupid" and "wow they're even dumber than I thought" where I was wondering what their plan could possibly be.
Anyway, someone on Twitter pointed out that Nick Rekieta's law school (William Mitchell College of Law) doesn't exist anymore, it merged with another school. So I looked that up on Wikipedia. The citation link isn't up anymore, but it was apparently listed as the #134th best law school in U.S. News & World Report magazine. Then I look at the college it merged with, Hamline School of Law, and that was apparently at a six way tie at #124 of 144.
So we're potentially looking at the bottom 14% or so. Of this selection, at least.