I have to share the most epic Wolf story with you guys:
I'm running a Neo Mobile Defense in the Void, and Wolf spawns right at the end of the first Mobile Defense terminal. I mark him, and me and two of my random squad mates go to work on him. Meanwhile, my fourth teammate, a MR9, grabs the datamass and tries to solo the rest of the mission despite having a marked rare enemy on the map. If you've run a lot of Neo or Axi Void fissures, you know they can be a little sketchy with heavy gunners and bombards if you're not geared up, so this dude is getting wrecked. He dies twice and, I assume, leaves the third objective while it's running because I'm watching it bleed health FAST.
I'm sprinting toward the objective to try to save it, but it's pretty far, and it's hovering around 500 health (!!!!!!) with a timer in the 20-30 second range, and I'm legit thinking we're going to fail the mission because of this moron. Wolf is still alive by the way, and I'm suuuuuuuper pissed. Luckily, the timer runs out with the objective well under 300 health, and I go back to kill the Wolf with my other two squad mates. Leroy Jenkins dies a third time. Wolf drops a Fever Strike (sigh), but I'll take that over failing the mission and not knowing.
I head to extraction, and Leeroy is already there. My other two squadmates were taking longer...might have been looking for something more than fever strike or maybe for reactant. So I stop en route and type something like "you almost made us fail a wolf spawn. f u bud." in squad chat. I'm not proud of it, but my stress level was pretty high. By the time I get to extraction, he's posted an "f u too", and it's just the two of us there waiting to extract.
The timer for extraction is running and is at maybe 45 seconds when a heavy gunner appears at the bottom of the stairs, and I'd normally just kill it, but I kind of wanted to see how it would play out with this dude. It wasn't much of a fight, and dude went down with just a tiny bit less time on his bleedout than the extraction timer, and I was pretty sure he was out of revives, so I did the right thing and teabagged him for 10 solid seconds and watched him die maybe 2 seconds before the timer.
Rewards pop up, and only two of us get them because he was indeed (probably) out of revives and our other MR6 guy either didn't bring a relic or didn't get reactant. My drop was a rare Mesa Prime part, and I didn't need it or anything, but I was pleased to see him not get it. All is right with the universe despite some garbage random play, and it was great to see that kind of fuckery get such sweet justice. Goodnight Tenno. Try to be better than me!
