Saudi Arabia corrupt?
Say it ain't so.
Don't worry! Here's the plan!
1. Help carve up the middle east based on maps drawn by inbred aristocrats and the least talented civil servants of the 20th century.
2. Ignore tribal and sectarian divisions unless those sects play ball or pay up.
3. Badly mishandle religious schisms and help foment eventual Iranian Islamic revolution, toppling friendly secular govt.
4. Watch other previously secular and modern cultures collapse thanks to geopolitical malpractice.
5. Get in bed with Saudi Princes to ensure oil liquidity and keep a proxy neighborhood ally in case of fight with Iran and a check on OPEC
6. Create appearance of siding with Sunnis against Shia, and definitely side with Israel against everyone in the region including sunnis.
7. Ignore soviet invasion of Afghanistan and subsequent collapse into anarchy and Jihadi fundamentalism.
8. SPONSOR Afghani abandonment of secular principles and encourage jihad against cold war enemy.
9. Illegally supply arms to Taliban through proxy states and create network of rich Sunni jihadist hobbyists in Saudi Arabia
10. Ignore Saudi human rights atrocities because Commies. Ignore Saudi oppression of secular anything.
11. Try to juggle every Middle Eastern economic and religious rival simultaneously, making everyone mad.
12. Invade Iraq for quasi-valid reason but just the tip. Pull out before climax. Edging Sadaam Hussein and hardening him as fascist villain.
13. Ignore multiple opportunities to decapitate nascent Al Qaeda after first attempt to bomb WTC.- including now radicalized Osama Bin Laden, son of Saudi oil infrastructure billionaire - who is friend and biz acquaintance of Bush & Cheney families...
14. Invade Iraq again this time, based on evidence you faked to justify revenge for 911 (that had nothing tro do with Iraq but hey, Arabs, right?) and pretend WMDs but really for Military Industrial investors who reaslly wanted a war and access to Iraqwi oil taps, but without protection, and with no plan for power vacuum.
15. Install corrupt lackeys and lickspittles and split internal factions permanently leading to crisis and ungovernable shitshow in Iraq.
16. Ignore Somalia's descent into chaos (and several other African nations) because you're distracted by the war you made and then broke
17. Get stuck in Afghanistan and rev up Pakistani jihadists and fundamentalists - allowing them to protect and shelter Osama Bin Laden
18. Encourage American public to see Islam as a black and white enemy in the mold of communism.
19. Pretend you don't know Osama Bin Laden is literally retired in a Pakistani mansion with servants and shit until you can't anymore
20. Try to handle Syria like you're carrying two hundred loose tennis balls at once
21. Fail to take Russian meddling seriously and eventually elect literally the worst person in America.
22. Profit??
Bonus activity for extra credit: kill the regulated Fairness Doctrine - but also encourage and push the fourth estate to create an appearance of equal and fair reporting that relies on the faulty assumption that both sides are entitled to define their own facts - and that lies from either party must simply be identified as equally valid opinions by mealy-mouthed and defanged reporters. This includes the insistence on hosting panels so that both "pro punching a Baby in the face" and "anti punching a baby in the face" movements are given equal time and validity.
Also, treat the FIrst Ammendment as if it means anything you like. A Joker as a wild card. If you want it to mean "secretly bribe politicians?" That's fine. If you want it to mean "Spend taxpayer money on statues of Slavers with flasehoods engraved on them" go nuts. if you want it to mean "Allow racism and religion to be embroidered into government" that's also fine. Make the publication or repetition of deliberate and malicious falsehoods impossible to punish or even identify.
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I'm not ignoring the responsibilites of the other nations involved, and of course, you could make a list hundreds of items long, or even a list with opposing views or contradictory elements - I'm just listing a bunch of things that WE KNEW AT THE TIME THEY WERE BEING CONSIDERED - including the sometimes very obvious results - not hindsight, not a cabal of quiet think tanks realizing this stuff in an academic vacuum- but mainstream media warning itself and the nation that this stuff was all going to fail, and letting Military Industrial Complex, jingoism and even Evangelical Rapture doctrine to drive us deeper into problems or in some case create them from whole cloth. And I am by no means an isolationist.
