Weirdest thing you’ve used as a lube?

[Haze]

Just got done manscaping and my routine involves coercing a stiffy so I don't have any loose skin and can avoid getting cuts and other nicks.

Just had some shaving gel left around and just decided to finish the deed. Felt weird and had a cooling effect. Wonder if anyone else has done that or for the people who refuse to drydick it, what's the most unusual thing you've used?

 

[ch4534532]

no

 

[jchap]

Hi-T-Lube. The solid with the lowest coefficient of sliding friction known to man.

 

[Courage]

 

[TaySan]

Spoiler

jelly ;)

 

[FUME5]

You really gonna post a thread about how you just jacked off with shaving gel.

 

[Jarate]

graprefruit

 

[Elrid]

Not weird but Trader Joes has some coconut oil that is pretty nice on everything.

 

[Haze]

Hi-T-Lube. The solid with the lowest coefficient of sliding friction known to man.

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I got Tracy's Dog and it's......

 

[Joe]

You know that blue bouncy paint from Portal 2?

 

[terminaljeremy]

Don't feel you need to share everything

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

 

[TrueSloth]

Sawdust and sand during sex

 

[Wag]

Kids today...

 

[Deleted member 13496]

You know that blue bouncy paint from Portal 2?

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I use the orange gel ;)

 

[RecRoulette]

 

[TAJ]

Human blood, which really isn't that weird imo.

 

[Fat4all]

Spoiler

jelly ;)

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i dont think im ready for this

 

[B-Dubs]

Why can't you people be normal?