WH has released Trump's Health Report

[ZackieChan]

Removable shin bone extensions would do the trick!

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The president is a cyborg
That's why he always wins at golf!

 

[Pelican]

Would be really handy though. I'd take those suckers out every time I get on a plane. Someone please get on this cyborg thing.

 

[Sheepinator]

He was 243 instead of 239 because he forgot to remove his bone spurs for this exam.

 

[Deleted member 33887]

It took me the better part of a decade to drop my blood pressure down from like 140/92 peak to below 120/80. Some of that was probably white coat fright, but there ain't no way he's anywhere near a healthy blood pressure. I was 50 lbs overweight and I looked like I was in great shape comparatively.

 

[Quantum Leap]

McDonalds makes you live forever

 

[Baji Boxer]

Barrack Obama is 6'1". Trump may be slightly taller if he doesn't slouch. And if he kept his shoes on, I think he could get to 6'3".

 

[Ploid 6.0]

I can't believe he's 72, not saying he doesn't look old, but the way he acts, how childish he is, he seems like he should be a lot younger.

 

[Vish]

Trump has lied about everything in his life. There is nothing that he hasn't lied about.

 

[Psamtik]

I can't believe he's 72, not saying he doesn't look old, but the way he acts, how childish he is, he seems like he should be a lot younger.

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He's never been told no, he's never struggled, and he's never suffered. He's failed forward all his life. He is a child.

 

[Creation_Scapes]

Just moar lie he gonna get away with.