What DID Troy McClure do with those fish?


Oct 25, 2017
When his agent called him he was sewing up a hole in the back of one of his fish pillows.

Use your imagination.


The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
Who'd have thought he'd turn out to be such a weirdo?
What are you talking about?
You know, his bizarre personal life. Those weird things they say he does down at the aquarium. Why, I heard-
Oh, Homer! That's just an urban legend. People don't do that type of thing with fish.
Also, the episode is named "A Fish Called Selma". He never had sex with her...so maybe he's doing nothing with the fish either but letting the rumors go around to keep him in the public eye like he did with Selma.


Sep 21, 2018
Woah, don't throw my thread in with the weekend shitposts. Mine is a legit thread. I know he fucked the fish but I can't imagine how that would be possible.
There is a famous gif on the internet showing exactly that but i won't link it. (also i don't want the words for this search in my google history either)
Oct 25, 2017
Troy McClure? I thought you said he was dead?
No, I said he was "sleeps with the fishes", you see...
Tony please no, I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo


Oct 25, 2017
i always assumed the implication was not that he did things to fish, but he could not get hard without being surrounded by fish, so he prolly was caught masturbating at the aquarium.