What DID Troy McClure do with those fish?

[Strangelove_77]

All these years later and I still can't imagine what it was.

 

[Strafer]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Aadiboy]

He fucked them

 

[SolidChamp]

Think of the fish as an ocean-bred Fleshlight.

 

[Animus Vox]

We don't talk about that anymore.

 

[Khanimus]

He was fucking the fish

 

[Aaron]

He was sleeping with them.

 

[vypek]

He fucked them

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He was fucking the fish

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He was sleeping with them.

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[SteveWinwood]

he had sexual intercourse with the fish

 

[GreenMamba]

When his agent called him he was sewing up a hole in the back of one of his fish pillows.

Use your imagination.

 

[Friskykillface]

McBains sidekick hot damn!
I'M GOING TO SEA WORLD!!

 

[Pooh]

He was feeding them his penis

 

[Strangelove_77]

How do you even have sex with a fish?

 

[Herb Alpert]

You don't wanna know

 

[Ravensmash]

He made love to the fish.

 

[DIE BART DIE]

Same thing as Luca Brasi

 

[Deleted member 48897]

When his agent called him he was sewing up a hole in the back of one of his fish pillows.

Use your imagination.

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I get the argument but now I'm wondering why he was sewing the hole back up

 

[GreenMamba]

I get the argument but now I'm wondering why he was sewing the hole back up

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Immense regret maybe.

 

[Meg Cherry]

You just coat your genitals in fish food, dip them into the tank, and let the fishes go wild.

 

[ProfessorLobo]

When his agent called him he was sewing up a hole in the back of one of his fish pillows.

Use your imagination.

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Wait wut

 

[HalStep]

can we have this thread locked please I just ate a whole plate of "dingamagoo."

 

[GreenMamba]

Wait wut

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[Yossarian]

How do you even have sex with a fish?

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Not in one of the pre-made orifices, that's for sure.

 

[itwasTuesday]

Let's just say Troy got a bit jealous of Hank Hill that one time.

 

[HStallion]

How do you even have sex with a fish?

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You go fishing with a worm. Think about it

 

[Walter White Walker]

How do you even have sex with a fish?

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How do you not?

 

[Jarrod38]

He fucked them

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He was fucking the fish

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He was sleeping with them.

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He was feeding them his penis

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You go fishing with a worm. Think about it

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And it's not even Friday night yet.

 

[Strangelove_77]

And it's not even Friday night yet.

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Woah, don't throw my thread in with the weekend shitposts. Mine is a legit thread. I know he fucked the fish but I can't imagine how that would be possible.

 

[Grouch Douglass]

Japanese sucker fish

 

[HStallion]

Woah, don't throw my thread in with the weekend shitposts. Mine is a legit thread. I know he fucked the fish but I can't imagine how that would be possible.

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What do you think a blow hole is for?

 

[Deleted member 6263]

Who'd have thought he'd turn out to be such a weirdo?
What are you talking about?
You know, his bizarre personal life. Those weird things they say he does down at the aquarium. Why, I heard-
Oh, Homer! That's just an urban legend. People don't do that type of thing with fish.

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Also, the episode is named "A Fish Called Selma". He never had sex with her...so maybe he's doing nothing with the fish either but letting the rumors go around to keep him in the public eye like he did with Selma.

 

[Strangelove_77]

What do you think a blow hole is for?

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B.....blowing air out?
If it was called a suck hole then I would understand.

 

[Bleu]

Woah, don't throw my thread in with the weekend shitposts. Mine is a legit thread. I know he fucked the fish but I can't imagine how that would be possible.

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There is a famous gif on the internet showing exactly that but i won't link it. (also i don't want the words for this search in my google history either)

 

[HStallion]

B.....blowing air out?
If it was called a suck hole then I would understand.

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It's not called a blow job for no reason

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

 

[Ithil]

He sleeps with the fishes.

 

[bigosc]

Why can't you people be normal?

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

He fucked them

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[Officer.Sanchez]

 

[DanarchyReigns]

Troy McClure? I thought you said he was dead?
No, I said he was "sleeps with the fishes", you see...
Tony please no, I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo

 

[PSqueak]

i always assumed the implication was not that he did things to fish, but he could not get hard without being surrounded by fish, so he prolly was caught masturbating at the aquarium.

 

[Wag]

Did he eat them afterwards?

 

[Strangelove_77]

i always assumed the implication was not that he did things to fish, but he could not get hard without being surrounded by fish, so he prolly was caught masturbating at the aquarium.

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That's always been my assumption. It's the only thing that makes any sense.

 

[VenomousCoffee]

I always assumed he put them inside his penis.

 

[accx]

Think of the fish as an ocean-bred Fleshlight.

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This is poetry.

EDIT:
I'm so happy i clicked this thread.

 

[Ogodei]

He sleeps with the fishes.

 

[TheCthultist]

What DIDN'T he do with them?

How do you even have sex with a fish?

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Wait, was this a stealth "Mermaid vs Reverse-Mermaid" thread all along?

 

[Skoje]

I always assumed he put them inside his penis.

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Ouch!

 

[Fat4all]

stop this planet of the apes, i want to get off

 

[chuckddd]

Troy McClure? I thought you said he was dead.