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What do y’all think of this cereal tier list?
- Thread starter ZiggyPalffyLA
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Yeah it is. It's from an old episode but even they made fun of Captain Crunch messing your mouth up. Definitely my least favorite cereal. How it is SS tier I do not know.
Grape Nuts are delicious. I've seen so many cereal memes that hate on them and I don't know why.
That's on okay list if you are in 7th grade and want nothing but sugar and artificial flavors in your breakfast food.
Even then, mouth shredding Cap'N Crunch OG is an bonkers-stupid inclusion in the top tier. Nobody even liked that when they were a child because of how relentlessly bland it was.
Even then, mouth shredding Cap'N Crunch OG is an bonkers-stupid inclusion in the top tier. Nobody even liked that when they were a child because of how relentlessly bland it was.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch not being "S" tier upsets me a bit. But maybe he does not like Cinnamon, so I will let it pass.
SSS Tier:
Looks like bland slop for health nuts, but there's actually a fair amount of sugar in it to add some sweetness to the spices of vanilla, cinammon and nutmeg.
Tastes delicious and is quite snackable even without milk. In milk the texture is great and it retains a healthy crunch.
It's a decent more adult-oriented treat that isn't packed full of fake fruit flavors or low-grade chocolate.
Looks like bland slop for health nuts, but there's actually a fair amount of sugar in it to add some sweetness to the spices of vanilla, cinammon and nutmeg.
Tastes delicious and is quite snackable even without milk. In milk the texture is great and it retains a healthy crunch.
It's a decent more adult-oriented treat that isn't packed full of fake fruit flavors or low-grade chocolate.
Your list is pretty solid. I would personally take out Fruit Loops, Trix, and Cookie Crisp. Maybe add in Muselix, Mini-Wheats and Bran Flakes. (There is nothing wrong with Bran Flakes!)
Also, that OP list is terrible.
I love all kinds of cereal. Sugary cereals and non sugary both have their place.
Me too, but mainly only when I visit the US. Here in Vancouver BC I don't think we ever had them.
When I would visit Portland Oregon with my fam I would make my mom buy those in bulk lol. Same deal with Cookie Crisp.
NO LIES DETECTED.
This list is GARB. And for that reason alone, I'm out.
They are fantastic, get the maple brown sugar frosted mini wheats, or the strawberry ones. Having them soak up the milk for like two minutes before eating them, just don't pour too much or they get soggy fast
It's also worth noting that the serving size of Kix is 1.5 cups, and it still only 3g of sugar.
Other cereals cheat by listing their serving size as 3/4 cup. Nobody over the age of 7 is eating 3/4 of a cup of cereal. That's like nothing. Most adults are probably having like 2 cups at a minimum.
People like Oreo Os? They taste nothing like Oreos and aren't as chocolatey as Cocoa Puffs or Cocoa Pebbles.
Also, Frosted Flakes are played out. It's the most boring cereal ever. It's for people who's favorite superhero is Superman.
Boring.
Also, Frosted Flakes are played out. It's the most boring cereal ever. It's for people who's favorite superhero is Superman.
Boring.
I *hate* serving sizes, that shit should be more regulated. I was thinking about this the other day when I saw a can of something, with no resealable top, where the serving size was "half a can."
It's definitely not his worst list. I actually agree with most of the placements and the only real changes I'd make are either moving things up/down 1 tier. Though if it were still in production Team Cherrios would be in SS tier. Oh and Strawberry Frosted Mini Wheats would be S tier
Yeah once you have added milk (which is also portioned into ridiculously small serving sizes), even a "low sugar" cereal like Honey Nut Cheerios probably has you going over 30g of sugar for an adult-sized portion.
I used to give my previous dog cheerios from time to time.
Not my current dog, he actually doesn't like cheerios.
My current day gut gut hates me for participating in this thread. My gut from 3+ years ago is screaming "where the fuck is Cinnamon Life? Hell, any Life cereal? Totally invalidades this list!"
This. Way too many sugary, gross ones up top (seriously loves his Captain Crunch, don't he?) and why the everloving hell are Apple Jacks so low? Reese's Puffs is about where it should be, but Pebbles of any kind are trash-tier Rice Krispies.
Haven't eaten cereal in a long time but I'm pretty sure even original Rice Krispies is better than fucking Kix and Honey Smacks.
I haven't really eaten cereal since like the year 2000, but my favorites were Cocoa Pebbles, Rice Krispies, and Oreo O's.
