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Dec 9, 2017
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My imagination is crazy vivid so it's like I'm seeing some Requiem for a Dream nastiness of him seeing that nose and still snorting. Make me queasy.
 

Bonefish

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Oct 28, 2017
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Article says he snorted pills that were mixed with glass and it shredded his septum. Which I'm sure was made worse by him continuing to snort shit.
Sounds like bullshit to me. He's probably snorted so much of so many different things his entire life at some point he had to just be snorting into infected wounds in his nose over and over I'd imagine.
 

Kurdel

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Nov 7, 2017
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Article says he snorted pills that were mixed with glass and it shredded his septum. Which I'm sure was made worse by him continuing to snort shit.

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RedMercury

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Dec 24, 2017
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They should put that shit in dare when they come to schools JFC!
Make no mistake, if you're in withdrawals and staring at some oxy mixed with a little broken glass, you're pretty likely going to take that chance. Your brain tells you to take care of the sickness right away and whatever comes after that you'll be able to deal with because you'll be well.
 

smurfx

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Oct 25, 2017
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Last I heard, like a month ago he was talking about being 18 days sober.

I wanna know who's still enabling him.
if you go up and read an earlier tweet about him being allowed to work while being in rehab. when he does stand up comedy people always offer artie drugs. fans of his should know better than offering him but they always do. he always said that he was always around drugs when he did shows so that rehab center really screwed up by allowing him to work.
 
Oct 25, 2017
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if you go up and read an earlier tweet about him being allowed to work while being in rehab. when he does stand up comedy people always offer artie drugs. fans of his should know better than offering him but they always do. he always said that he was always around drugs when he did shows so that rehab center really screwed up by allowing him to work.
If it's people at his shows, they're really heartless.
 

smurfx

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Oct 25, 2017
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Would an five year jail sentence help him? I know there's drugs in jail but maybe that's his rock bottom moment.
i'll bet he ends up finding a way to get drugs in jail. he has money so its totally doable. although i'm not sure he has enough money to get drugs for 5 years and keep paying for his house and other stuff.
 
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FTF

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Oct 28, 2017
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Jesus Christ at that latest pic and video above...hope the dude gets the help he needs before he's dead.
 

alr1ght

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Oct 25, 2017
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Jail is going to be the only thing that helps him. He has way too many enablers/too much money to bottom out like a lot of addicts do.
 
Oct 28, 2017
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As a long time Stern fan since the E show, that video is insanely hard to watch. Art looks broken.

At least he doesn't have that permanent bloody nasal drip anymore. That was even worse.

I had been following him on Twitter, and actually believed he had finally sobered up too.
 
Oct 25, 2017
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Man, poor Artie looks worse and worse every time I see him. Addiction is frightening and so sad, I've seen it too much around me. I only expect the worst when there's news about him even though I try to remain hopeful about a positive outcome for him. He's lucky to even be alive.
 

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Oct 25, 2017
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jail won't help an addict, they'll just keep using and make new connects

drug court would be good for him
 

Jombie

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Oct 27, 2017
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I saw him on a podcast recently and he's like "I'm well," while bleeding out of his Cronenberg nose
 

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Oct 25, 2017
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Goddamn that's so sad.

I remember the auditions for the Jackie chair and was pulling for Adam Carolla(way before he revealed himself as a right wing blowhard) but i grew to love Artie. He gave us some all time classic radio and I hope he can get his shit together.
 

Pyccko

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Oct 25, 2017
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Well, drug court seemed to do Trey Anastasio a lot of good, so maybe this one'll stick. What a fucking bummer. What did you do to yourself, Artie? Goddamn.
 

Jeronimo

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Nov 16, 2017
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Why did I click this? I only recognized the name from when he roasted the football announcer guy, but I hope he gets his stuff together because that's rough.
 
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Enzom21

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Oct 25, 2017
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I always hoped Artie would get better but his addiction is definitely going to kill him.
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Unrelated but why is the view count so ridiculously high for this thread?
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Look at how many posts a thread with a similar view count has:
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Sexy Fish

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Oct 25, 2017
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I always hoped Artie would get better but his addiction is definitely going to kill him.
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Unrelated but why is the view count so ridiculously high for this thread?
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Look at how many posts a thread with a similar view count has:
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Google Artie Lange's nose and this site is one of the top results.
 

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Oct 28, 2017
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well

I doubt he will be in season 3 of that crashing show

if there even is one
 

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Oct 26, 2017
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He looks like he belongs in a horror movie now. God damn unnaturally deformed noses always freaked me out.
 

Buckle

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Oct 27, 2017
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if you go up and read an earlier tweet about him being allowed to work while being in rehab. when he does stand up comedy people always offer artie drugs. fans of his should know better than offering him but they always do. he always said that he was always around drugs when he did shows so that rehab center really screwed up by allowing him to work.
Jesus Christ..

People are fucking horrifyingly stupid.

"Hey, its half dead Artie! He likes to party! He'll appreciate this!"
 

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Oct 25, 2017
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Man, what happened to Trey? 😰

he was an alcoholic and found his way to prescription opiates. dude was a mess and was literally dying on stage in front of his fans. band broke up in 2004, he spiraled out, and in 2006 he got caught driving under the influence and with opiates on him. he was sentenced to drug court and then probation/house arrest and he's been sober, happy, and healthy ever since.

went from looking like this

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to now looking like this

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he's a big advocate for drug court because had he gone to jail instead he would have kept using and would probably be dead

 

Negaduck

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Oct 26, 2017
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Checking out Pete Holme's new stand up, they showed a preview for the next season of Crashing.

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confirmed for season 3.