What is the worst possible announcement Nintendo could make at the January Direct

[Mcjmetroid]

I thought we could make a bit of fun with this to take our minds off the fake leaks and overhype.

In this, I'm talking stuff that would make this forum have an apocalyptic meltdown if announced.

This can be software or hardware announcements but as a small rule it has to be a Nintendo property we're dealing with. e.g. you can't say Half Life 3: Switch Edition or Bubsy 3D switch.

Here's mine and I challenge you to beat it:

Spoiler: Worst possible announcement Nintendo could make

Wii Music HD: Switch edition

 

[WrenchNinja]

Rebuy all of your VC games

 

[chusetto]

Switch was a dream, prepare for the sWiitchU

 

[Disclaimer]

Rebuy all of your VC games

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Zero VC.

 

[Deleted member 4093]

Why would a new game be a bad announcement? A bad announcement would be something that affects a game or service.

 

[jack_package_200]

Amiibo Festival 2

The salt would be amazing

 

[Mr. President]

F-Zero Pachinko machine

 

[vinicius]

Retro Studios is working on fucking Donkey Kong

 

[LordOcidax]

Switch was a dream, prepare for the sWiitchU

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this

 

[JazzmanZ]

Paper Mario sticker star 3

 

[LegendofLex]

Breath of the Wild 3DS port with new exclusive Hyrule region

 

[Deleted member 20852]

A new 3DS model

 

[BlueManifest]

1 2 switch 2

 

[JINX]

Miyamoto has declared all games going forward will be Star Fox games.

 

[Skittzo]

Retro's game is a western online focused Destiny-like game...

for the 3DS.

 

[maximumzero]

Retro is working on fucking Metroid.

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Been re-playing DKCR and DKCTF lately and I badly want a third game.

 

[RPGamer92]

Switch cancelled, Wii brought back
Wii Sports 2 announced
Wii Fit 2 announced
Wii Music 2 announced with Ravi Drums making an appearance
Retro's new game is Donkey Kong Country Returns 3
Metroid Prime 4 cancelled in favor of Other M 2

 

[KoolAid]

Retro Studios is working on fucking Donkey Kong

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Featuring Lanky Kong

 

[Samurai_Heart]

Metroid Prime Federation Force remastered with how people never gave that game a chance =p

 

[Mcjmetroid]

Why would a new game be a bad announcement? A bad announcement would be something that affects a game or service.

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Think of it as an announcement that would have people complaining like crazy on a forum. Yes a game would have that power.

 

[Andrea_23]

Donkey Kong Country by Retro.

 

[L Thammy]

Wii U Gamepad for Switch. Now the default control method and required to start up the system.

Immediately after announcing it, Kimishima explains that even though they have a second screen again, they will never make a third Jump game. The Direct concludes with homemade video of him going to Shueisha's headquarters and shitting on the CEO's desk.

 

[Zippo]

Retro is making a 3DS game.

 

[Ninjadom]

Erm...what January Direct??

 

[memoryman3]

Smash 4 Switch: The same game, but with King K Rool!

 

[mrmickfran]

Retro Studios is working on fucking Donkey Kong

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Worst, not best.

But considering it's been 4 years since Tropical Freeze, I'd be a little disappointed.

 

[BlueManifest]

Donkey Kong Country by Retro.

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I would like this though

 

[impact]

3-4 Switch

 

[Diamond0892]

Mario Odyssey DLC is just clothes and hats

 

[Phendrift]

Something to do with the online service

 

[Delaney]

Pokémon main series has now turned into open world styled MMORPG gameplay.

 

[Arkanim94]

"we decided to cancel Metroid Prime 4, please understand"

 

[BlueManifest]

VC not coming to switch

 

[Aprikurt]

______ for 3DS would probably generally cause ire.

 

[MattAces]

A 3DS focused Direct.

 

[Xer0]

F-Zero: Federation Force

 

[pswii60]

Bandai Namco is making MP4.
Need to purchase VC games again for the third time.
Retro is making another fucking Donkey Kong game.

 

[Clive]

Meme Run 2 is the big holiday game 2018. They've bought a IP for a billion dollar.

 

[Mondy]

1 , 2 Switch 2

 

[Col.Asher]

The payed online has been scrapped entirely and in its place all future games and splatoon 2 will have microtransactions.

 

[Mcjmetroid]

Erm...what January Direct??

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If you don't believe in the January direct then the next Nintendo Direct in general.

 

[Deleted member 4093]

Think of it as an announcement that would have people complaining like crazy on a forum. Yes a game would have that power.

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Personally dont affect me. If they announce a Wii Music without some other more important games than I will get heated. Its like the federation force announcement.

 

[Cranston]

Retro Studios is working on fucking Donkey Kong

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That's my biggest hope!

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Retro making a Tetris-like puzzle game.

 

[Kingpin Rogers]

Smash 4 Switch: The same game, but with King K Rool!

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Don't you mean with Daisy :p

A brand new top down Zelda as a 3DS exclusive would be pretty terrible considering I just can't go back to that system nowadays.

 

[Rotobit]

 

[Stormkyleis]

First footage of Metroid Prime 4, it's actually Other M 2.

Retro Studios is working on fucking Donkey Kong

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He said worst, not best

 

[ArmadilloGame]

New pokemon is built around a lootbox mechanic

 

[calcputer]

Smash 64 HD

 

[Llazy]

"we decided to cancel Metroid Prime 4, please understand"

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*bows*