Zombine

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I know I'm not the only one that has thought about this. You can't always eat berries all of the time and eventually you'd turn to the abundance of Pokémon in the world to sustain yourself. Some of these Pokémon look like they would be scrumptious and I would not shy away from eating them. Here is my list of Pokémon I would eat without feeling too bad about it:

1. Gyrados
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Just recently I realized he's basically a shrimp dragon. He's definitely a sea bug regardless of typing, and I would happily eat one with some dipping sauce.

2. Crabrawler
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Look at those giant claws and his body. You'd pay a premium for all of that meat over something like a Krabby. I would even eat this over a Kingler if it was on the menu.

3. Milktank
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I would drink it's Moomoo milk. I would not eat them directly but if I was in the mood for burgers I would eat my number 4 pick which is...

4. Bouffalant

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2 words: Bouffalant burgers 🤤

5. Applin

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Wouldn't even think twice. An Applin a day keeps Nurse Joy away.

6. Alcremie

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It's literally desert.

So yeah those are Pokémon I would eat without even thinking twice. What Pokémon would you eat? Am I weird to think about this? Let me know. 👨🏻‍🍳
 

DevilPuncher

"This guy are sick" and Aggressively Mediocre
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Oct 25, 2017
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My heart says I'd never eat a Pokémon, but Miltank burgers also immediately came to mind soooooooo
 

Crashman

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Oct 27, 2017
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I don't care for mammal meat for whatever reason, so I'd probably only go for bird and fish Pokemon. Stunfisk and Torchic are probably what I'd go for. Appletun I'd be interested in though.
 

GDGF

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Oct 26, 2017
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Dude I would eat Magicarp all day. They're the Tilapia of the Pokémon world.
 

Starlatine

533.489 paid youtubers cant be wrong
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Oct 28, 2017
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The icecream one

And i would be doing the world a favour
 

WestEgg

One Winged Slayer
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Oct 25, 2017
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I'm not convinced that Tauroses aren't primarily meat animals in universe.

Also, I wouldn't eat an endangered species, but Farfetch'd are canonically delicious.
 

KillstealWolf

One Winged Slayer
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Oct 27, 2017
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We have this thread every other month or so and every time I have to remind people that Magikarp is established to taste awful.

Nothing but skin and bones.

 

Ferrio

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Oct 25, 2017
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Mr Mime.

Why? Because tell me how that's different than eating any other pokemon.
 

Sybil

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Oct 27, 2017
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give me the forbidden ice cream

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one of the sun/moon (? idr which) pokedex entries even says you can eat one of vanilluxe's heads and the other head will still be ok. so
 
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Bathory

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Dec 8, 2020
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I'm vegan and I think this apply to Pokémon...and this thread can turn to something very different.